mushroomhead

One who is addicted to magic mushrooms. One who consumes magic mushrooms on a daily basis.

Syd Barret was a mushroom head before he was an acidhead and went insane.

by Assclown July 21, 2003

shman

abbreviation for she-man.

A shman!!!

by assclown October 24, 2003

wankbidextrous

Able to use both hands with equal facility for the perposes of masterbation

"i can jackoff with my left hand or my right hand. I'm wankbidextrous".

by assclown January 26, 2005

fagmeister

Homosexual of German ancestrty who listens to Techno dance music and has an enormous collection of black leather clothes.

"Dude, check out that fagmeister in the corner sucking off that guy!"

by AssClown September 09, 2003

emi

Short for Emily

Emi, you are so DAMN HOT!

by Assclown June 18, 2003

hamburgler

One who deems it appropriate to burgle ham.

by assclown October 24, 2003

kashi

Seven whole grains and sesame cereal, sometimes used as a singing aid. Often associated with ass-kicking metal music about givin props to all.

This one goes out to all my girls with braces, Keepin it metal, keepin it tight, Adam Eat the Kashi for the ladies

by AssClown February 26, 2003