5 definitions by ass plunder

obi

The act of jerking off so much that a calus develops on your penis. When taking this to the doctor the doctor will refer to the calus as an obi.

"sir, im afraid that your obi has increased in size and has begun bleeding into your sperm."

by ass plunder April 17, 2003

apeling

when one has sex with an ape. usually these people are very very messed up . they wear clothing that is unsuitable. like candice hudson

i saw candice doing an apeling and wanted to die

by ass plunder May 4, 2003

gangass

when a persons ass has gotten a rash. The person will not tend to it, and it will swell greatly. SO much that it will form a kind of gangareine. It is in the ass, their for it is called gangass

"i was doing my dog the other day, and i couldnt keep going cause his ass had so much gangass

by ass plunder April 17, 2003

ornis

when you drop a rose bud on someone that is sleeping

man i woke up with a steaming ornis on my face

by ass plunder May 6, 2003

dirtdiggeler

one who always has a dirt ring around thier lips usually from
profusly tossing salad or slurping
diarhea

man i saw a dirtdiggeler
at the mall
it was ernie hickey

by ass plunder May 6, 2003