ashley's definitions

behooving

to remove hooves from any stable animal.
comes from the ancient word hannah, the cow.

I just behooved hannah the cow.

by ashley September 21, 2004

rapunzel

Someone who has a hairy ass... I MEAN A REAL hairy ass.

Hey up there, hang your ass out the window and ill climb up. I WILL SAVE YOU!!!

by Ashley January 11, 2005

ville valo

A Ville Valo is a sexy Finnish man with the voice of an angel, the charm of a god, and the body of a model. His charisma on stage can make all the girls faint, and his gorgeous eyes will make your heart melt.

Ville Valo is the sexy lead vocal man for the wonderful Finnish band HIM.

by Ashley January 1, 2005

choco taco

the slang term for a black woman's vagina. the flods of the labia minora resemble that of the folds on the delicious tasty ice cream treat.

man, i would love me some of that halley berry choco taco.

by ashley April 13, 2005

hot

if you are hot, you look good naked

boy come over here, you are hot

by ashley October 15, 2006

douche fuck

noun: one who is a fucking douche

Josh is a real douche fuck

by Ashley May 21, 2004

buttload

"a 1000 dollars, I based it off the fact that one time I stuck 5 dollars up my butt.... and well... not to brag or nothing... but I know I can fit way more up there... way more.... EASY."

"I have this dream I dont tell very many people about, and thats to own a sea-doo and I'm gonna get one too, because I plan to make a buttload of money off this."

by Ashley January 20, 2005