ashers's definitions

Lumber

A Scottish word for a date

I'm going on my own to the dance but do you have a lumber like Jimmy

by Ashers September 5, 2003

paps

Breasts

Go on love, be a sport and get your paps out

by Ashers September 4, 2003

pixie's dicks

Erect nipples

God it's freezing without my clothes on mu nipples are like pixie's dicks

by Ashers September 5, 2003

chubby didget

Small fingers

Look at your hands, you have chubby didgets

by Ashers September 4, 2003

chocolate love tunnel

Where a gay man puts his willy in another gay man

Bend over Timmy, I want to put my love truncheon up your chocolate love tunnel

by Ashers September 4, 2003

Dicking

Another word for shagging

Tin-ed from Brookie is always dicking the birds from the close

by Ashers September 4, 2003

Ding Dong

What you say when you see a good looking bloke/woman

Ding Dong, he's a bit of alright

by Ashers September 4, 2003