argonak's definitions
noun:
1. Something "funky" or "strange". Often used to describe an item with a purpose which is unknown or mysterious.
2. Occasionaly used to describe a person who exhibits "funky" or "strange" qualities.
1. Something "funky" or "strange". Often used to describe an item with a purpose which is unknown or mysterious.
2. Occasionaly used to describe a person who exhibits "funky" or "strange" qualities.
by Argonak April 11, 2008
Get the funkatronmug. noun:
1. A pirate whose preferred method of pillaging is though the backdoor.
2. Someone who engages in the giving of anal sex.
3. A common name for a hypothetical homosexual piece of pornography. However there is no evidence to suggest that there is either a movie or a magazine which has the words "Backdoor Pirate" anywhere in it.
1. A pirate whose preferred method of pillaging is though the backdoor.
2. Someone who engages in the giving of anal sex.
3. A common name for a hypothetical homosexual piece of pornography. However there is no evidence to suggest that there is either a movie or a magazine which has the words "Backdoor Pirate" anywhere in it.
#1:
Rodion: "I am a backdoor pirate."
Sarah: "Eeek!"
#2:
Joey: "HAahah I bet your dad stars in Backdoor Pirates 7!"
Rodion: "You fucktard...there's no such thing!"
Rodion: "I am a backdoor pirate."
Sarah: "Eeek!"
#2:
Joey: "HAahah I bet your dad stars in Backdoor Pirates 7!"
Rodion: "You fucktard...there's no such thing!"
by Argonak April 12, 2008
Get the Backdoor Piratemug. noun:
1. A midget who is also a dominatrix.
As seen on Jerry Springer:
The midget named Thor enters with his host of various bondage apparatus.
1. A midget who is also a dominatrix.
As seen on Jerry Springer:
The midget named Thor enters with his host of various bondage apparatus.
#1:
Rodion: "Travis is a midget who likes bondage."
Steve: "So he is a dominatrix midget?"
Rodion: "Yes."
#2:
"My name is Thor" - Dominatrix Midget Thor
Rodion: "Travis is a midget who likes bondage."
Steve: "So he is a dominatrix midget?"
Rodion: "Yes."
#2:
"My name is Thor" - Dominatrix Midget Thor
by Argonak April 11, 2008
Get the dominatrix midgetmug. noun:
1. A midget who is also a dominatrix.
As seen on Jerry Springer:
The midget named Thor enters with his host of various bondage apparatus.
1. A midget who is also a dominatrix.
As seen on Jerry Springer:
The midget named Thor enters with his host of various bondage apparatus.
#1:
Rodion: "Travis is a midget who likes bondage."
Steve: "So he is a dominatrix midget?"
Rodion: "Yes."
#2:
"My name is Thor" - Dominatrix Midget Thor
Rodion: "Travis is a midget who likes bondage."
Steve: "So he is a dominatrix midget?"
Rodion: "Yes."
#2:
"My name is Thor" - Dominatrix Midget Thor
by Argonak April 11, 2008
Get the dominatrix midgetmug. 1. Something that is protruding and surprizing at the same time. Often the protrusion is the cause of the surprise.
2. When a woman conceals a strap-on/dildo and you are fucking or about to fuck, when suddenly she unleases her toy on your anus.
3. When you wake someone up by sticking something in their ass.
2. When a woman conceals a strap-on/dildo and you are fucking or about to fuck, when suddenly she unleases her toy on your anus.
3. When you wake someone up by sticking something in their ass.
#1:
"My ass still hurts after my girlfriend decided to give me a protruding surprise..."
#2:
"Wow! What a protruding surprise!"
"My ass still hurts after my girlfriend decided to give me a protruding surprise..."
#2:
"Wow! What a protruding surprise!"
by Argonak April 12, 2008
Get the protruding surprisemug. noun:
1. Something "funky" or "strange". Often used to describe an item with a purpose which is unknown or mysterious.
2. Occasionaly used to describe a person who exhibits "funky" or "strange" qualities.
1. Something "funky" or "strange". Often used to describe an item with a purpose which is unknown or mysterious.
2. Occasionaly used to describe a person who exhibits "funky" or "strange" qualities.
by Argonak April 11, 2008
Get the funkatronmug. Acronym:
Subterrainian Homoerotic Aquatic Midget Obese Obsenity.
This is a very appaling term to use on anyone...
Subterrainian Homoerotic Aquatic Midget Obese Obsenity.
This is a very appaling term to use on anyone...
by Argonak April 19, 2008
Get the S.H.A.M.O.O.mug.