by aretegroup January 11, 2019
When you ejaculate into a tube of facial sun
block and give it to your partner who refuses to accept a facial during sex.
block and give it to your partner who refuses to accept a facial during sex.
“How’s the sex with that new summer hottie you’re seeing?”
“Just OK. The only way I get close to finishing the way I like is to SPF Facial the sunblock.”
“Just OK. The only way I get close to finishing the way I like is to SPF Facial the sunblock.”
by aretegroup June 27, 2018
Aw, Mike why did you buy three 48-ounce bottles of ketchup? The Costco effect got you. The second two are going to expire before you get to them.
by aretegroup March 30, 2015
Cheryl, having ate too much processed food the day before, had a bowel movement that left a fecal flower on the inside of the toilet bowl.
by aretegroup May 07, 2017
To entice strippers by selectively throwing out several dollars at a time in order to gain more attention.
Oh man I blew $300 at Jiggles last night.
WTF Pablo. Why didn't you just throw out some chum like I did? The chicks were all over me.
WTF Pablo. Why didn't you just throw out some chum like I did? The chicks were all over me.
by aretegroup March 13, 2015
A conversationalist who demands the majority of conversation time often to the dissatisfaction of others in the conversation.
"Hey honey how was your time out with the girls?"
"It was OK, but I couldn't get a word in edgewise because Debbie is such an alpha-talker."
"It was OK, but I couldn't get a word in edgewise because Debbie is such an alpha-talker."
by aretegroup September 02, 2015
That morning-after hesitation when a house guest wonders if they are obligated to wash their own sheets after having sex with a middle-aged bartender in a friend’s guest room.
Kevin stood outside Rob’s bedroom door, holding a bundle of sloppy, soaking sheets, frozen in a soiled laundry quandary.
by aretegroup February 09, 2019