antony's definitions

Twunt

A mix of twat and cunt all in one, beautifully crafted word.

'Look at him, the twunt.'

by Antony May 16, 2006

Jacks

British slang for £5.

That DVD'll cost you a jacks.

by Antony December 28, 2005

SLAMB

Stands for Stop Looking At My Bush. Used by bimbo blondes who get laid too much.

Guy: How you doin'?
Blonde: Fuck off and SLAMB!

by Antony January 13, 2006

Van Damme facial.

Much like the traditional act of a man giving a woman a faceful of cum, but characterised by a vigorous display of effort and release. In doing so, the man has an expression and makes a sound much like Jean Claude Van Damme in those slow motion close ups of his face when he performs his big finale kick on the 'bad guy'.

Especially appropriate when copulating with a lady of loose morals and an a voracious appetite for all manner of sexual endeavour (AKA "a good girl").

Look at the arse on that one over there... I'd love to give her a Van Damme Facial.

Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

by Antony December 20, 2003

Blazing squad

The absolute worst boy band in history. Imagine a majorly watered down garage group (e.g. So Solid Crew) made up of mainly white wannabe teenage 'gangstas'. If garage wasn't bad enough already, we have to listen to this shit. Thankfully though, I think they 'went thier seperate ways'.

Chavette: Oh, My GOD!!! Like, the Blazin' Squad is comin' to town, innit! I is like SO excited!

Normal Person: Fuck off and get a job, you slag.

Blazing Squad = Shit

by Antony August 9, 2006

Bullet Time

The slow motion effect used in many movies and videogames, such as The Matrix and Max Payne. Originally used in hit sci fi film The Matrix, it is now used often in many places such as PC game Max Payne, Mission: Impossible 2 and on many TV shows.

Neo dived back and avoided the bullets using Bullet Time.

by Antony May 28, 2004

paralytically incorrect

When, following the consumption of unhealthy amounts of alcohol, ones usually easy going and tolerant views are discarded for a somewhat more robust manifesto.

Stemming from 'paralytic' (Brit. slang) meaning extremely drunk.

Hello Bob. Did you have a good time last night?

No Ted, I feel like shit and I can't remember how I got home. I hope I didn't become paralytically incorrect.

by Antony December 20, 2003