antony's definitions

Jacks

British slang for £5.

That DVD'll cost you a jacks.

by Antony December 28, 2005

Family Guy

A completely random, but completely hilarious show that was cancelled by FOX in 2002 but was bought back in 2005 after FOX saw how popular it was. Complete genius, and better than the recent episodes of The Simpsons. Also a great source material to steal quotes from.

"You run like my refridgerator - homosexually"

Family Guy. It pwns The Simpsons.

by Antony August 9, 2006

Candy Suxxx

Porn star from PS2, PC & Xbox game Vice City, who works for seriously-going-downhill porn studios Interglobal Films. In one scene you nearly, oh so nearly see her humping. All you see is a head going up and down whilst she is moaning like in the cafe scene in When Harry Met Sally.

Candy: I'm sorry, but I don't think I can swallow this right now.

Director: Oh, come on, darling! He's hung like a sperm whale for pitys sake! How can you not feel the part?

by Antony November 14, 2004

The Getaway

A Grand Theft Auto style game set in London with lots of cockney rhyming slang and swaring.

I went out and bought a copy of The Getaway immediately.

by Antony May 28, 2004

Bullet Time

The slow motion effect used in many movies and videogames, such as The Matrix and Max Payne. Originally used in hit sci fi film The Matrix, it is now used often in many places such as PC game Max Payne, Mission: Impossible 2 and on many TV shows.

Neo dived back and avoided the bullets using Bullet Time.

by Antony May 28, 2004

Twot

a female pussy

clean that twot w/ a douche

by antony November 14, 2003

arsecandles

A frustrated exclamation.

"Hey Joe, your computer's just crashed."
"Arsecandles!"

by antony December 17, 2004