antony's definitions

Jacks

British slang for £5.

That DVD'll cost you a jacks.

by Antony December 28, 2005

SLAMB

Stands for Stop Looking At My Bush. Used by bimbo blondes who get laid too much.

Guy: How you doin'?
Blonde: Fuck off and SLAMB!

by Antony January 13, 2006

Family Guy

A completely random, but completely hilarious show that was cancelled by FOX in 2002 but was bought back in 2005 after FOX saw how popular it was. Complete genius, and better than the recent episodes of The Simpsons. Also a great source material to steal quotes from.

"You run like my refridgerator - homosexually"

Family Guy. It pwns The Simpsons.

by Antony August 9, 2006

paralytically incorrect

When, following the consumption of unhealthy amounts of alcohol, ones usually easy going and tolerant views are discarded for a somewhat more robust manifesto.

Stemming from 'paralytic' (Brit. slang) meaning extremely drunk.

Hello Bob. Did you have a good time last night?

No Ted, I feel like shit and I can't remember how I got home. I hope I didn't become paralytically incorrect.

by Antony December 20, 2003

sharp

Used to describe something that is very good, usually intoxicating substances of some kind.

Whoa, man! That shit is sharp!

by Antony June 11, 2006

Bullet Time

The slow motion effect used in many movies and videogames, such as The Matrix and Max Payne. Originally used in hit sci fi film The Matrix, it is now used often in many places such as PC game Max Payne, Mission: Impossible 2 and on many TV shows.

Neo dived back and avoided the bullets using Bullet Time.

by Antony May 28, 2004

Twot

a female pussy

clean that twot w/ a douche

by antony November 14, 2003