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Porn star from PS2, PC & Xbox game Vice City, who works for seriously-going-downhill porn studios Interglobal Films. In one scene you nearly, oh so nearly see her humping. All you see is a head going up and down whilst she is moaning like in the cafe scene in When Harry Met Sally.
Candy: I'm sorry, but I don't think I can swallow this right now.
Director: Oh, come on, darling! He's hung like a sperm whale for pitys sake! How can you not feel the part?
Director: Oh, come on, darling! He's hung like a sperm whale for pitys sake! How can you not feel the part?
by Antony November 14, 2004
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by Antony August 9, 2006
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Get the Halla mug.A singer who not only has made ska credible again, but has also made a new fashion style which combines cheap jewellery, feminine dresses, lots of make up and trainers. Her album, 'Alright, Still' is actually very good, combining rock steady, ska, pop and garage. I hope she goes far.
by Antony August 9, 2006
Get the Lily Allen mug.A great PSone game which is still great to play today. Involves a special unit called the S.T.A.R.S. team being sent to the Racoon forests to investigate what happened to a Bravo team who were investigating a series of bizarre murders (done by zombies). They find a downed helicopter with all the equipment inside, but none of the members. When they search for clues, a certain individual named Joseph Frost finds A SEVERED HAND(!). He then gets chewed to bits by a pretty nasty dog. They then all run for a scary looking mansion (bad move) and hide inside it.
What follows is a 10 year old game (at time of print) still going pretty damn strong. Even though the notoriously bad dialogue is even worse today, and even though some of it isn't as scary, some parts are still very, very creepy. The music in the hall still sends shivers down my spine. And when you discover the first zombie? A classic sequence.
Graphically, Resident Evil is relatively still extremely good. Considerung this game is 10 YEARS OLD, it looks pretty fine.
If you do see an old copy of Resi going for cheap, do not hesitate to pick it up. It is a genuinely brilliant game. It may have lost a lot of the sparkle it had in 1996, it's still has the elements which made it so great in the first place. Even though this game has had several sequels, to my mind, the original PSone game is the best. The claustrophobic, trapped feel of the mansion hasn't really been done again in the whole seires since, as it moved on to bigger, more epic locations.
A great game.
What follows is a 10 year old game (at time of print) still going pretty damn strong. Even though the notoriously bad dialogue is even worse today, and even though some of it isn't as scary, some parts are still very, very creepy. The music in the hall still sends shivers down my spine. And when you discover the first zombie? A classic sequence.
Graphically, Resident Evil is relatively still extremely good. Considerung this game is 10 YEARS OLD, it looks pretty fine.
If you do see an old copy of Resi going for cheap, do not hesitate to pick it up. It is a genuinely brilliant game. It may have lost a lot of the sparkle it had in 1996, it's still has the elements which made it so great in the first place. Even though this game has had several sequels, to my mind, the original PSone game is the best. The claustrophobic, trapped feel of the mansion hasn't really been done again in the whole seires since, as it moved on to bigger, more epic locations.
A great game.
'You go check for clues, Jill. I'll be here examining this (a pool of blood)'
'Barry, thank you for saving my life.'
Classic.
Buy Resident Evil today. Now.
'Barry, thank you for saving my life.'
Classic.
Buy Resident Evil today. Now.
by Antony September 10, 2008
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Stemming from 'paralytic' (Brit. slang) meaning extremely drunk.
Stemming from 'paralytic' (Brit. slang) meaning extremely drunk.
Hello Bob. Did you have a good time last night?
No Ted, I feel like shit and I can't remember how I got home. I hope I didn't become paralytically incorrect.
No Ted, I feel like shit and I can't remember how I got home. I hope I didn't become paralytically incorrect.
by Antony December 20, 2003
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