Halla

A man who lives in England and is very fast and is good lookin and has a big c00k.

Hello Halla

by Antony February 22, 2004

Van Damme facial.

Much like the traditional act of a man giving a woman a faceful of cum, but characterised by a vigorous display of effort and release. In doing so, the man has an expression and makes a sound much like Jean Claude Van Damme in those slow motion close ups of his face when he performs his big finale kick on the 'bad guy'.

Especially appropriate when copulating with a lady of loose morals and an a voracious appetite for all manner of sexual endeavour (AKA "a good girl").

Look at the arse on that one over there... I'd love to give her a Van Damme Facial.

Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

by Antony December 20, 2003

puerile

Childish; suited for children, trivial

I'm oft described as being puerile due to my constant references to "teabaging"

by Antony December 17, 2003