Much like the traditional act of a man giving a woman a faceful of cum, but characterised by a vigorous display of effort and release. In doing so, the man has an expression and makes a sound much like Jean Claude Van Damme in those slow motion close ups of his face when he performs his big finale kick on the 'bad guy'.
Especially appropriate when copulating with a lady of loose morals and an a voracious appetite for all manner of sexual endeavour (AKA "a good girl").
Especially appropriate when copulating with a lady of loose morals and an a voracious appetite for all manner of sexual endeavour (AKA "a good girl").
Look at the arse on that one over there... I'd love to give her a Van Damme Facial.
Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
by Antony December 20, 2003
Get the Van Damme facial.mug. Person 1: On Urban Dictionary, I put a ploppymoppy definition in.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I hope I'll be the next Numa Numa, Leeroy Jenkins or Stolen Sidekick guy.
Person 2: So basically you are randomly making up a word in hope of finding some sort of never to be found fame?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: You know that'll probably never get past the editors, dude.
Person 1: I know, I know.
*looks up at the sky and sheds a tear*
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I hope I'll be the next Numa Numa, Leeroy Jenkins or Stolen Sidekick guy.
Person 2: So basically you are randomly making up a word in hope of finding some sort of never to be found fame?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: You know that'll probably never get past the editors, dude.
Person 1: I know, I know.
*looks up at the sky and sheds a tear*
by Antony August 10, 2006
Get the Randomly making up a word in hope of finding some sort of never to be found famemug. by Antony December 17, 2003
Get the puerilemug.