antonio's definitions

nymphomercial

Infomercial talking about nothing but sex

I was watching a nymphomercial about dildos and vibraters

by Antonio August 28, 2004

Chariots of Fire

The act of sprinting to the crapper when you feel the burning diarrhea in your colon about to explode.

"Yesterday in school I had the biggest Chariots of Fire."
"I no you ran over me."

by Antonio January 16, 2005

Montana blitzkrieg

The act of spotting a girl at a bar and rather than engage in preliminary discussion you immediately rail her then tell her things aren't working out, like the German blitzkrieg.

"Last night i did the biggest Montana blitzkrieg."
"Sweet."

by Antonio January 16, 2005

Fusion Babe of The Week

Beauty, Personality, Sexy, Charisma, unique. Whatever you want to call her, the Fusion Babe of The Week represents Chicago Fusion when it comes to the best females in Chicago. They are simply the best of the best.

That girl is "The Fusion Babe of The Week"

by Antonio March 27, 2003

conti

Often come in a pair such as twins. Twins of cockasian heritage, and often looked at as gangstas who love the bling. In other words P.I.M.P.'s who love Any National American Language. In other words twins with style.

Hey u cunt act like a conti.

by Antonio January 13, 2005

filthy

Sexual; dirty minded, nasty thoughts

"I was just thinking that you can come over and bang one another."

"Yea alright sounds filthy, I'm down."

by Antonio April 14, 2004

beat your feet

a dance some teenagers in dc do while listening to gogo.

Ra-Ra stay beatin his feet.

by Antonio October 18, 2004