18 definitions by ant-tony

person 1: dodge cries when its pulling a 10000 boat
person 2: my ford doesnt. i can tow like 3 times that and it still wont cry

dodge sux. buy a chevy it has better resale value

take out the gahbidge and put it in tha dumpstah and put a linah in theeah.

castrol gtx. its more than oil. its liquid engineering.

the old man who works at a hot dog stand has cookie monster eyes

arrgh. if you dont give me the booty, i'll throw you overboard

mary had a little lamb. she also had a duck. she would put them in a water bed to see if they would fuck.