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Canadian Tea Party

Just some old time bears getting together for a little fun in the shower.

This is how they throw a tea party in the land of grizzlies, lumberjacks, and flap jacks with maple syrup!
Dude, have you seen Canadian Tea Party? Just go to canadianteaparty.com. It's even more awesome than lemonparty!
by anonymous6812 March 23, 2008
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Windows wakeup

When you turn on a Microsoft Windows computer and the Windows startup music blares out at full volume.
So here I am, daydreaming in my own world when suddenly I receive a Windows wakeup right before my prof started a lecture. The entire class was quite frizzed and annoyed by it.
by anonymous6812 December 18, 2008
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2guys1hole

An internet shock video involving several seconds of some gay fisting action with a yodeling theme.
2girls1cup, 2guys1horse, and now 2guys1hole. What has the internet come to?
by anonymous6812 February 22, 2008
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OV

Office Visit

This can appear on the back of a health insurance card.
On the back of my card it lists "OV $10". What does that mean?
by anonymous6812 March 22, 2008
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virgin

Someone who hasn't gotten laid for the following reasons.

1. Religious

2. The type of person who spends their life reading comic books, watching anime/hentai, masturbating to internet porn, watching Star Trek , watching Star Wars, playing WOW 24/7, giggling over 5th grade jokes about sex, giggling over fart jokes, watching All Your Base Are Belong to us videos obsessively, having every regular nintendo game ever made, spitting out alcohol when offered a drink, being excessively worried about conspiracy theories involving the Illuminati, knowing how to create a Linux computer from scratch, and spending all their free time indoors all living with their parents all their life.
Regular person: How old are you?

Virgin: 40

Regular person: When was the last time you had sex?


Virgin: Oh I'm a virgin because I'm scared to talk to women and women hate sex anyway.
by anonymous6812 June 30, 2008
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Desperation

The most fucking hardest emotion to deal with as a guy. Seriously, the desperation over women makes you want to kill yourself. All it takes is physical beauty, a sweet voice and seductive body language and facial expressions and a normal guy will be overpowered by such greed to want to fuck the beautiful goddess that he just met like 5 minutes ago. But once she decides to leave (in a teasing manner of course), it's like the feeling of having your money taking away, or someone who you really love and trust simply abandon you. Imagine a loved one or a friend promising to meet and spend time with you, only to abandon you and you'll realize the magnitude of the hell that single guys go through. Or try to imagine having to function without food or sleep.

Desperation can lead to anxiety depression and suicide. It's the Achilles heal of a man.
After watching a movie involving seduction and sex, so many guys will feel desperation, and envious at the fact that it didn't happen to them. It's painful and sad to be the ones who lose out in such a competitive and vicious game of sexuality.
by anonymous6812 December 17, 2008
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Fish stench

A girl's pussy smell. This is a subject that a typical girl is very willing to discuss openly in public!
As Emily rubbed her pussy, she moaned in passion, "Oh! It's my fish stench!"
by anonymous6812 April 10, 2008
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