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by anonymous6812 February 22, 2008
Get the 2guys1hole mug.A 50 second internet shock video where a guy gets fucked in his ass by a horse with a 2 foot cock.
It is generally believed that the man in this video was Kenneth Pinyan aka Mr. Hands, a man who died from a perforated colon due to injuries of receptive anal sex from horses, and the internet video that has surfaced may be (though it is not proven) the one where he suffered the injuries that lead to his death.
It is generally believed that the man in this video was Kenneth Pinyan aka Mr. Hands, a man who died from a perforated colon due to injuries of receptive anal sex from horses, and the internet video that has surfaced may be (though it is not proven) the one where he suffered the injuries that lead to his death.
by anonymous6812 February 16, 2008
Get the 2guys1horse mug.He's had some good movies before, but now he's turned into a fucking Scientology fundamentalist nut on the ranks of Pat Robertson and Osama Bin Laden.
Person A: What the fuck is wrong with Tom Cruise?
Person B: Oh. He believes in that entire bullshit story about Lord Xenu, thetans, etc.
Person B: Oh. He believes in that entire bullshit story about Lord Xenu, thetans, etc.
by anonymous6812 April 7, 2008
Get the Tom Cruise mug.The competition that a guy faces if you go to try to get a girl for a date or for sex. The game tends to be totally awesome if you are a confident guy since you are on top of the world and can pick up many chicks to fuck. If you are an average frusterated chump AFC on the other hand, practicing the game will lower your self confidence to the point of suicidal depression.
Wow. After trying the game for 6 months I have gotten nowhere except to become a depressed fucking retarded faggot. I think I'll go hang myself off a bridge or do a Budd Dwyer act in front of everyone at a club/bar scene with a bunch of asshole men and stuck up women just for lulz.
by anonymous6812 December 9, 2008
Get the game mug.Someone who hasn't gotten laid for the following reasons.
1. Religious
2. The type of person who spends their life reading comic books, watching anime/hentai, masturbating to internet porn, watching Star Trek , watching Star Wars, playing WOW 24/7, giggling over 5th grade jokes about sex, giggling over fart jokes, watching All Your Base Are Belong to us videos obsessively, having every regular nintendo game ever made, spitting out alcohol when offered a drink, being excessively worried about conspiracy theories involving the Illuminati, knowing how to create a Linux computer from scratch, and spending all their free time indoors all living with their parents all their life.
1. Religious
2. The type of person who spends their life reading comic books, watching anime/hentai, masturbating to internet porn, watching Star Trek , watching Star Wars, playing WOW 24/7, giggling over 5th grade jokes about sex, giggling over fart jokes, watching All Your Base Are Belong to us videos obsessively, having every regular nintendo game ever made, spitting out alcohol when offered a drink, being excessively worried about conspiracy theories involving the Illuminati, knowing how to create a Linux computer from scratch, and spending all their free time indoors all living with their parents all their life.
Regular person: How old are you?
Virgin: 40
Regular person: When was the last time you had sex?
Virgin: Oh I'm a virgin because I'm scared to talk to women and women hate sex anyway.
Virgin: 40
Regular person: When was the last time you had sex?
Virgin: Oh I'm a virgin because I'm scared to talk to women and women hate sex anyway.
by anonymous6812 June 30, 2008
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This is how they throw a tea party in the land of grizzlies, lumberjacks, and flap jacks with maple syrup!
This is how they throw a tea party in the land of grizzlies, lumberjacks, and flap jacks with maple syrup!
Dude, have you seen Canadian Tea Party? Just go to canadianteaparty.com. It's even more awesome than lemonparty!
by anonymous6812 March 23, 2008
Get the Canadian Tea Party mug.A girl's pussy smell. This is a subject that a typical girl is very willing to discuss openly in public!
by anonymous6812 April 10, 2008
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