Definitions by anonymous ball smacker

turd dildo 

The definition is as the name implies. It is simply the excretions of a rectum, used as a feminine masturbation tool. Yes a turd used as a dildo

Mary was forced to use her turd dildo when her sorry lover could not deliver the pleasure she desired.

turd dildo by Anonymous Ball Smacker March 20, 2003

acrobatical

one who excels at acrobaticism

larry's acrobatical performance was unbelievably queer

acrobatical by anonymous ball smacker March 20, 2003

flying scrotums

during rare and unusual pubatory activity, the testicles and the scrotum sack detach and shoot twoards neptune, thus being called in the medical profession, F.S.S. (Flying Scrotum Syndrome)

Also a popular Christian rock band

I was on a walk and balls detached, and flew away, and I said hey, that's one high flying scrotum.

flying scrotums by anonymous ball smacker March 20, 2003

sperm cleaner-upper 

One who carries around buckets of soapy water, and paint scrapers to clean away the ejaculatory fluid left on old women and farm animals.

A person who is very high in the social ladder

HI I'm Larry, I'm the sperm cleaner upper, I'm here to wash away the ejaculatory fluid that was reportedly left on your Grand mother

sperm cleaner-upper by anonymous ball smacker March 20, 2003