kensei

Sword master.

He was a kensei of the highest rank.

by Anonymous September 23, 2003

clusterfuck

Large quantity of confused people in a disorganized manner.

Sorry I'm late, it was a real clusterfuck on main street.

by Anonymous November 24, 2002

hedgehogging

When you have to take a shit so bad, your shit starts poking out of your bunghole like a hedgehog peaking out of his hole

Dude, pull the car over already, I'm hedgehogging

by Anonymous April 09, 2003

cold lampin'

chilling, relaxing

i aint doin nothin but cold lampin'

by Anonymous September 28, 2002

yo yo smuggler

A comic phrase meant to describe the look of a vagina when in tight pants or shorts. (synonyms: camel toe, moose knuckle)

by Anonymous October 08, 2003

ricochet

when you take a bowel movement and the fecal matter splashes the water inside the toilet bowl in a 'bidet' effect. This can be very dangerous, since toilet water is filled with various bacteria and germs. You don't want to get that stuff on you, let alone, your arsehole.

Line the bowl with toilet paper to soften the fall of feces to prevent ricochet.

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

schweii

Someone that is not being an idiot

Todd, quit being a schweii

by Anonymous January 13, 2003