anonymous's definitions

Subway Asshole

The obnoxious fucker who replaced Jared Fogle in Subway's TV commercials.

Jared was the one of the single most annoying pieces of shit ever, but the Subway Asshole somehow manages to make even worse ads.

by Anonymous June 17, 2003

NOS

What ricers use as a last resort in a verbal argument even thought they clearly have no idea what they're talking about.

I gots me teh NOS!!!1!!1

What? You bought the company? OR did you buy shares?

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

nappy

Nasty, rank, rancid, dirrty, stank, gross, wrong

Those are some nappy feet!

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

pert near

really really really close.

Pert near hit that fellow.

by Anonymous August 28, 2002

pyronus

An internet personality only adequately described as "the sexiest sex that ever sexed sex." Often is involved in a love triagle of mechanical sorts.

pyronus makes spooge unsatisfying.

by Anonymous November 1, 2003

Pyramid Head

Something that rapes anything it sees.

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

poput

To get a job

by Anonymous October 19, 2003