Muff

1. A warm, furry place to warm up your appendages. 2. My girlfriend's cat.

"She has a might nice muff in her lap."

by Anonymous December 5, 2002

naard

socially inneffectual, under the dillusion that they are intelligent while biligerently arguing the finer points of Walkers Vs. Tayto Cheese&Onion on IRC. Perri clearly pwn.

take your pick

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

unorexia

Unorexia is evidenced by those who stuff themselves into vinyl stretched to molecular thinness, or into mesh and fishnets that make them look like they've broken out in ham hives, and then stand in front of the mirror and say "DAMN, I'm hot!".

Displays of man boobs, hairy beer guts, nipple tape, butt piggies, sagging empty wallet breasts, mullets and juggalo attire are some of the many manifestations of unorexia. Alcohol tends to accelerate the level of deterioration.

No way, dude. I'm not going over there and talking to those girls, they've all got unorexia!

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

swive

swive swav
vb. Archaic. to have sexual intercourse with (a person).
Old English swifan to revolve, {swivel} Source: The Collins English Dictionary © 1998 HarperCollins Publishers

by Anonymous June 9, 2003

bear

A bulky, yet strong teenager (usually male) with broad shoulders and a lot of body hair, and prefers the oppisite sex.

Bear! Stop mauling me!

by Anonymous July 9, 2003

$hriek

To offer gay pornography to minors.

That man just $hrieked those kids over there.

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

stupidass

Someone that does really stupid things, such as Beavis and Butthead or "Dude, Where's My Car?"

OK Stupidass, we aren't gonna do that, it's just stupid.

by Anonymous August 12, 2003