Masturbate

to "pull the goalie, wank it, jerk it, or to have solo-sex"

little time pulled the goalie but didn't tell his mom he was wanking it.

by Anonymous July 17, 2003

masturbate

the main thing to catch a fish with

i used my masturbate to catch some catfish - yumyum

by anonymous December 18, 2003

masturbate

to fire ones death star
OR
to open ones fire hose

by Anonymous January 25, 2003

masturbate

Shaking hands with benjamin franklin

johnny went to the white house to see the presidents wife and shake hands with benjamin franklin

by Anonymous May 10, 2003

masturbate

What people do when they are too lazy to go to the bathroom instead.

Half of the time you don't even have to masturbate because you can just go to the bathroom instead.

by aNoNyMoUs June 21, 2004

jismole

1. moment of completion i.e. ejaculation

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

Dazza

Somone who steals vB licences from his customers, and uses them on his own forums, because he's a poor bastard. Also known as DLStreamnet. Keep away from www.dual-stream,net, this knob owns it !

He would add a counter to these definitions, but he's gone to suck off a horse.

Look its that knob, DAZZA.

by Anonymous January 02, 2005