Mormonism

In 1832, Joseph Smith found golden plates on Hill Cumorah; a small, steep hill located in Palmyra, NY. So, Mormanism began. Every summer, Palmyra is infested with religion-spreading Mormons, merely hoping to pass their goodness unto the world through missionary work and abstinence. Here, they enjoy the festivities of the Hill Cumorah Pagent, the very site at which the religion was founded.

(To non-mormon)"Hi. I'm from Palmyra." *Blank Stare*---"Oh...cool..?" "It's like a Jerusalem to the Mormons." "Oh, I have a Mormon friend. She can't..." "I know."

(To Mormon) "Hi. I'm from Palymra." "OH MY GOD, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" "No. You're Mormon aren't you?"

by anonymous March 11, 2005

Repeat

A rerun, usually of a television program.

I can't believe there's nothing on TV but dumb old summer repeats.

by anonymous August 26, 2004

technochav

Savedd up all their benefit and drug money, now have both a computer AND a decomposing car on the front lawn.

"You wanna come over tonight Charlene? I just downloaded Torque, innit?

by Anonymous July 22, 2004

2TU

A variation of TTU, which means Two Thumbs Up

I give that song 2TU.

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

Richard Dean Anderson

Actor in Stargate SG-1 and that older show. He seems to have been in only two shows.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

sexy mo fo

a sexy mutha you know what

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

finna

Intent to do something

I'm finna go cap his ass.

by Anonymous October 24, 2002