anonymous's definitions

splork

to ejaculate or an ejaculate

No splorking on others!
Keep your splork to yourself

by Anonymous November 7, 2002

splooch

the odd sound made by a large rock when it strikes water at a right angle.

The rock made a splooching sound when it hit the water.

by Anonymous November 7, 2002

runt

diminutive
the smallest (usually animal in a litter)

He was the runt of the litter.

by Anonymous November 7, 2002

spiff

the root of such words as spiffy and spiiferific (although the latter is a compound word including terrific). Used mainly as an expletive in much the same was as fuck although can be used as a remark of amazement, shock or suprise.

Boss: "You are going to have to work overtime."
Worker: "Spiff!"

Grocery Clerk: "You just won the sweepstakes."
Shopper: "Spiff!"

by Anonymous November 7, 2002

tetty

tall and pretty

that girl is tetty

by anonymous November 8, 2002

index toe

the second toe from your big toe

my index toe is longer than my big toe

by Anonymous November 8, 2002

knob gobbler

Endearing term for cocksucker, fellatrix or suck slut

Later, dude. Here comes my favorite knob gobbler.

by Anonymous November 8, 2002