Definitions by anon
ingle
sexually frustrated and confused, someone who is weak willed, especially when being told what to do by his spouse, but likes to pretend he is the one in charge
Calvinest
A person whos' religion revolves around playing Halo all day long. Common language is usually very racist in nature. Usually one who is a Calvinest is extremely homophobic and cannot accept that video games are not real.
That dude is a Calvinest!!