anna's definitions

academic wankery

Language that academics use to bamboozle and confuse poor, unsuspecting students. The language encorpourates long and technical words designed to display intelligence and knowledge of literary terms but all it really shows is that the author is an academic WANKER! Or A.D for short.

A.D- A knowledge of contextual information broadens ones analytical and probing skills that adds dimension to the concept of existential construct developed after World War One.
Student- I don't get it!
A.D- That's because it really doesn't mean anything and I could probably sum up my point in one sentence because it is so shallow and brief but I would rather confuse you with my extensive knowledge of fuck all!
Student- Aha! Academic Wankery!

by Anna June 30, 2006

Key Slocum

Key is awesome. He used to have cool shoes, is very fun to talk to, and is super sexy.Anyone is extremely lucky to be friends with him. :D

Key Slocum is flipping awesome.

by Anna February 24, 2005

swedish rim job

gay guy licks in the inner circle around an uncircumcised dick.

Could you please quit snoodling with me and just give me a swedish rim job!

by Anna November 27, 2004

herta

Adverb
Used in place of 'very'

"That's herta cool!"

by Anna January 9, 2004

marajuana

the cataract cure

"Want some?" " I swear it's the cataract cure."

by Anna August 10, 2003

pizzy

the ultimate in cool, doesnt get any cool, cooler then fo shizzle

that pizzy sho is fiiiine

by anna February 10, 2004

leggy

Having super-long, super-skinny legs.

Uma Thurman has a lean and leggy figure many women would die for.

by Anna February 23, 2005