andrew briggs's definitions

scottish bedwarmer

A major fart.

Who needs an electric blanket when I have her scottish bedwarmers?

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

MACHINE GUN

rapid succession of ballistic farts. see also shooting bunnies.

put that machine gun away dude

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

coconuts

Tits, boobs, breasts, melons, jugs.

She's got a lovely pair of coconuts!!

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

jingle jangle

The way the males testes shake as a guy walks.

Watch them jingle jangle as he walks through the jungle!

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

twister

to break someones neck.

let's play twister

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

kazoo

Another word for ass or butt.

She took it up the kazoo!

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

Shooting bunnies

A series of sudden farts that follow one another in quick succession.

He's shooting bunnies

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004