andrew briggs's definitions

lonesome fart

One who farts freely and wishes there was someone else with them so they could at least be embarrassed.

He was alone and gave a lonesome fart.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

air biscuit

Any kind of fart.

Do I sense an air biscuit?

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

To speak German

To fart.

She's speaking German again.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

balloon fart

you know when you blow up a balloon and then pull the neck out so the air escapes with a long squealing shriek? Some people can do this with their butt!!

bruce did the biggest balloon fart i ever seen!

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

painkiller

When someone is shot in the skull.

He needs a painkiller.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

air buffet

Like an air biscuit, but hangs around a long time and may be revisited many times.

biscuit? that was a fucking BUFFET!

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

Shooting bunnies

A series of sudden farts that follow one another in quick succession.

He's shooting bunnies

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004