andrew briggs's definitions

disturbance in the Force

A fart that ruins everyone's room, caused by someone who follows the Dark Side.

There is a disturbance in the Force...

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

jingle jangle

The way the males testes shake as a guy walks.

Watch them jingle jangle as he walks through the jungle!

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

coconuts

Tits, boobs, breasts, melons, jugs.

She's got a lovely pair of coconuts!!

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

balloon fart

you know when you blow up a balloon and then pull the neck out so the air escapes with a long squealing shriek? Some people can do this with their butt!!

bruce did the biggest balloon fart i ever seen!

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

slap and tickle

To fuck, of course.

I fancy a bit of slap and tickle tonight.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

air biscuit

Any kind of fart.

Do I sense an air biscuit?

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

lonesome fart

One who farts freely and wishes there was someone else with them so they could at least be embarrassed.

He was alone and gave a lonesome fart.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004