andrew's definitions

functionally American

A Canadian (or other non-American I suppose) who gets most of their culture from American television, music and other media.

"Do you wear that U of Michigan jersey because you went to school there or are you just functionally American?"

by Andrew July 2, 2004

dulating

Smooth and flat road

This road is so fucking boring its dulating.

by Andrew May 3, 2004

Take a seat, queer!

Used as an insult to another person referring to that persons 'bad joke'.

Boy: I know the answer to that question!
Insulter: Take a seat, queer!

by Andrew August 10, 2003

Roo-IN-ing

To rub or thrust one's pelvis repeatedly at Owen's ass on a webcam.

At parties, his friends frequently complain, "MAN, stop roo-IN-ing everything!"

by Andrew April 21, 2003

Crong

Erect Penis

I have a huge crong.

by Andrew November 12, 2003

Thai Sticks

mary jane, pot, grass, marijuana

Yo pass me them thai sticks.

by Andrew May 1, 2003

Towanda

A pussy. The place where guys love to get in.

That girl had a tight towanda.

by Andrew February 15, 2005