andrew's definitions

in store

An armed robbery inside of a retail business.

I just did an in store down on Crenshaw. I made off with three Fat Boys albums and the register.

by andrew June 11, 2007

monty

a perverted shop assistant in "wants".
unable to handle any type of alcohol... usually hugs the fruit machine after 2 pints.
burns his child's books after a failed attempt at conquering europe.

is that monty by the fruit machine?
no i thought he's in czechoslovakia

by Andrew October 22, 2006

Straight Edge

similar to emo in that it was invented by Ian Mackaye but got out of hand and now totally sucks.

Also completley misunderstood, nearly from Day 1.

1)Edge kids blieve in "rules" of no smoking, drinking, drugs or casual sex, with variations of veganism pro-life, etc.

2) Some of these variations are ridiculous and fascist.

But edge wasn't supposed to be rules, it was just supposed to be what you thought was right, and what was good for your health (ahem, getting in fights with smokers may not be too healthy).

1) Edge: STAY TRUE!
Normal Kid: Are you always this uptight?

2) Guy in the mall: (lights up)
Hardline Kid: (beats the shit out of the smoker)

by Andrew August 18, 2004

Emo Kid

Youth of the late 90's who listen to pop punk and commercial rock bands influenced by jawbreaker, fugazi, slint, indian summer, etc, but who do no know who jawbreaker etc. are. They tend to dress in black, have bad hair, write morbid poetry, ignore non emo kids, and feel that they and their music are somehow emmotional in ways others are not. See also: wordposeur/word, wordtrend follower/word.

The emo kid was at a loss when asked whether heroin or husker du had more relevence to today's scene.

by Andrew October 3, 2003

Negrociate

To make peace with a nigger. Or to work out a plan

Cop: Hey wont come out
Chief of police: What color is his skin?
Cop:Black sir.
Chief of police: Send in the negrociator!
Cop: Are you sure sir?
Chief of police: Positive.
Negrociator: Now listen up Johnny Negaro (say that was his name), You wanna come out before we bust a cap in your ass!

YOU SEE THE NEGROCIATOR IS DOWN WITH THE BLACK TEARMANOLOGY. HE CAN DEFUSE ANY SITUIATION INVOLVING A COLORED MAN. AIIIGHT!!

by Andrew July 11, 2004

homar

A person who likes to sit at home on their ass all day and smoke a blunt.

"Where's Bob?"
"At his crib being a homar"

by Andrew February 13, 2004

grindcore metal

Music played way too fast for suitable listening with inaudiable screams and the occasional synthisizer or keyboard. Ex. The Locust, An Albatross, Daughers, Love Like...Electrocution!, Anal Cunt, Cattle Decapitation, Some Girls, Crimson Curse, Swing Kids, Orchid, Arab on Radar, Great Redneck Hope, Discordance Axis and, if you want to go out on a limb, the Blood Brothers

Grindcore is the kind of music your parents didn't want you to find out about.

by Andrew February 8, 2005