anarchist's definitions

Louie Anderson

1. The fat, annoying-voiced host of Family Feud, known for saying "my father!"

2. Any female who resembles him.

"can someone please let Louie Anderson in?"

by Anarchist October 19, 2003

Minesweep

To go through a porno mag and cut out or cover up some or all of the landmines.

"Check this shit out. Don't worry, I minesweapt it.

by Anarchist November 4, 2003

DerFuehrerPlex

To walk up behind someone who is sitting in a chair or otherwise at crotch level and poke them in the back of the head with your three-inch wood. Named after a preverted math teacher who we called Der Fuehrer. Is a form of frottage, which Japan, the birthplace of hentai, bukakke and the professional cripplefight, has recently begun to crack down on.

Der Fuehrer: Is the server back up yet? (trys to DerFuehrerPlex me)

Me: (hunched over table to avoid his three-inch wood) No, it's still crashed by your massive Armada of Soviet Schoolgirl Porn. And dry-humping the back of my head isn't gonna help.

by Anarchist November 9, 2003

Pitt Fiend

Anyone morbidly (usually sexually) obsessed with Brad Pitt.

"I found a laminated, half-naked picture in Gareth's copy of To Kill a Mockingbird."

"What a Pitt Fiend!"

by Anarchist October 19, 2003

landmine

Is also a general term for any turn-off, especially in a porno mag, site or tape. (Ex: a family member's name, a transvestite ad in a straight porn mag, etc.)

"watch out for the landmine at the top of the page."

by Anarchist October 17, 2003

Mootant

An intentional mispronunciation of "mutant."

1. An annoying, ugly, short-ass girl who won't leave you alone.

2. Less frequently used to describe any demented person or creature.

"Qiuck! Hide! It's the mootant!"

by Anarchist October 19, 2003

Spirit

One of the better guilds from the popular mmorpg - Ragnarok Online, resides on the game server Loki. Created through bad leadership and lies of Evil. A Revolutionary Guild. Can be found at the corner of the streets of Prontera getting stoned.

1337_Novice: "Have you seen Peachi lately?"

Hulk_Hogan: "Omfg!!!1111 LUNO got another one!!!"

by Anarchist July 19, 2004