Porcupine

A person holding libertarian, minarchist, or anarchist views, particularly one who lives in New Hampshire.
"I think Smith saw my baggie; I'm about to have the cops called on me."

"No, you're good. Smith is a porcupine; he minds his own business."
by Anarchist June 17, 2017
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Louie Anderson

1. The fat, annoying-voiced host of Family Feud, known for saying "my father!"

2. Any female who resembles him.
"can someone please let Louie Anderson in?"
by Anarchist October 19, 2003
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DerFuehrerPlex

To walk up behind someone who is sitting in a chair or otherwise at crotch level and poke them in the back of the head with your three-inch wood. Named after a preverted math teacher who we called Der Fuehrer. Is a form of frottage, which Japan, the birthplace of hentai, bukakke and the professional cripplefight, has recently begun to crack down on.
Der Fuehrer: Is the server back up yet? (trys to DerFuehrerPlex me)

Me: (hunched over table to avoid his three-inch wood) No, it's still crashed by your massive Armada of Soviet Schoolgirl Porn. And dry-humping the back of my head isn't gonna help.
by Anarchist November 10, 2003
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blubbernaut

a fat bag o' crap obsessed with reefer and rimjobs
"how's blubbernaut doing? Still have his head up the teacher's ass?
by Anarchist October 18, 2003
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Minesweep

To go through a porno mag and cut out or cover up some or all of the landmines.
"Check this shit out. Don't worry, I minesweapt it.
by Anarchist November 04, 2003
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Boo-yah

An annoying exclamation, often uttered by planetarium-headed freshmen who think they're karate kid, often in a high-pitched, grating, nasal tone.
"Boo-yah! I'll slap you!"
by Anarchist October 18, 2003
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Graveyard Boners

1. A non-existant gang some loser claims to belong to.
2. A guy who acts like/says/thinks he's in a real gang, when, in reality, if he ever approached them, the cops would never find his body.
Larry: Y'all better watch out! I run with a gang son!

Me: (mocking Larry) Oh, Graveyard Boners, baby!
by Anarchist October 20, 2003
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