School Without Balls

A real-life version of the most disgusting hentai ever made.

School is Hell!

by Anarchist October 20, 2003

Pitt Fiend

Anyone morbidly (usually sexually) obsessed with Brad Pitt.

"I found a laminated, half-naked picture in Gareth's copy of To Kill a Mockingbird."

"What a Pitt Fiend!"

by Anarchist October 19, 2003

Butterfinger

The preferred food of hentai-wanking Santa Claus look-alikes who put on fake British accents and want everyone to think they're cool.

Andy: All hail Dictator-for-Life Santa!

Me: Fuck off and die.

Andy: I'd *rother* eat this Butterfinger while I watch this Sailor Moon tape I borrowed from the substitute!

Me: I really did not need to know that.

Andy: But it made me cool, right? Oh, I injured myself somehow!

by Anarchist October 22, 2003

Spirit

One of the better guilds from the popular mmorpg - Ragnarok Online, resides on the game server Loki. Created through bad leadership and lies of Evil. A Revolutionary Guild. Can be found at the corner of the streets of Prontera getting stoned.

1337_Novice: "Have you seen Peachi lately?"

Hulk_Hogan: "Omfg!!!1111 LUNO got another one!!!"

by Anarchist July 19, 2004

Louie Anderson

1. The fat, annoying-voiced host of Family Feud, known for saying "my father!"

2. Any female who resembles him.

"can someone please let Louie Anderson in?"

by Anarchist October 19, 2003

Minesweep

To go through a porno mag and cut out or cover up some or all of the landmines.

"Check this shit out. Don't worry, I minesweapt it.

by Anarchist November 04, 2003

bent-penis math equations

Classical logic (usually Rationalism) of the early Greek philosophers (Socrates, Plato, Aristottle) demented beyond all recognition to make others feel stupid and prove random, pointless things (pumpkins are really purple, you don't exist, four means five) to demonstrate, in the user's mind, and all observers, the user's intellectual superiority over his victims. Usually used to compensate for shortcomings in social skills and genital endowment. Numbers often used in lieu of statements, and quotes of victim usually blown completely out of proportion (Ex. So, If Texan, Then Racist, so If P, Then Q). Easily defeated if you have taken the first few weeks of a basic college philosophy course, or with a good swift (but very well-aimed) kick to the nuts.

"So, If P Then Q, but If Not P Then Still Q..."

"Not again..."

by Anarchist October 17, 2003