jizzlobber

a male masturbator who sprays jizz indiscriminately when ejaculating.

That jizzlobber got his spunk all over my trunk! The punk!

by anonymous December 24, 2003

jackass

1)n. A type of Donkey
2)n. A stupid or idiotic person
3)n. A show on MTV in which people preform dangeorus stunts that look pretty cool.
4)n. See: Edwin cruz

1. I own some donkeys and some jackasses.
2. Stop being a jackass, Kayla!
3. I'm going to watch Jackass.
4. Go away and get a life, jackass!

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

jackass

1) fool or moron
2) a popular TV show and movie that has said jackasses performing dangerous and crude stunts
3) someone who performs dangerous and crude stunts a la the TV show despite seeing warnings

by Anonymous May 20, 2003

Gildenstar

Manipulation

"I want you so badly, oooh... but only when you have power in a video game."

by Anonymous November 03, 2003

pessimist

an optimist with experience

i used to think i would be happy but now i know i never will be

by Anonymous October 05, 2003

pessimist

way of life,
negativity

by Anonymous February 24, 2003

shebang

fingering yourslf

shebanged herself

by Anonymous October 20, 2003