anOnymous's definitions

Goink

To be confused in a moment of importance and not realize what you say.

"Damn, I got goinked when my turn came around that I just said the first thing that came to my mind and humiliated myself"

by Anonymous January 19, 2003

dorkocracy

Government of a state by the immediate direction or administration of dorks; hence, the exercise of political authority nerds as representing the dorks.

America is a great country that was founded by dorks. It was originally intended to be a dorkocracy. That's why I'm a registered Dorkocrat today.

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

governator

more proof that anyone with name recognition and lots of airtime can be elected, even if there is a lot of air in his head.

see george bush, or monkey.

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

aright

how are you?

aright mate

by Anonymous October 19, 2003

Pussy Cow

An animal which Cal Worthinton of Cal Worthington Ford refers to within a jingle about selling automobiles.

"if you wanna buy a truck.... PUSSY COW!!!!"

by Anonymous February 10, 2003

gtfg

Go To Fucking Google

The general response to a request for an image or information that could have easily been found with the Google search engine.

<n00b> could anyone post a picture of a naked lady please? Any picture will do.

<all> GTFG!

by Anonymous April 17, 2003

cantona

Ruled the premiership between 1992-1996 with his brilliant play, touch, passing, finishing etc.
Scored the winning goal in the 1996 fa cup final.
pfa player of the year in 1994
Footballer of the year in 1996

Watch the 95/96 season and you will be amazed by his brilliance

Known as King eric

by Anonymous September 25, 2003