anOnymous's definitions

moose head

The best fucking beer on the planet

Jeffrey likes to drink lots of moose head.

by Anonymous July 27, 2003

polini

The Best Fps Gamer ever ! All chicks love him and he knows Pene is Gay ...

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

bloodfart

The unfortunate spackling of bloody pooh in ones underwear when attempting to pass gas. This is generally caused by being anally penetrated on a regular basis by large hairy men with names like Bruce or Greg.

Poor old Zink could not finish playing Trivial Pursuit, as he had inadvertantly let a bloodfart, completely soiling the insides of his skivvies. He was secretly relieved, however, as he was losing terribly, as usual.

by Anonymous May 24, 2003

nascar

a bunch of rednecks runing in circles

by Anonymous August 14, 2003

shaft

when a person ditches their friends for someone they think is more important

A.M.'s friends are being shafted because of her boyfriend she doesn't even like!

by Anonymous May 17, 2003

mutually assured destruction

a.k.a. MAD, refers to the military stalemate between Russia and USA between late 1940 and the present. The basic premise is that each side has so many nuclear weapons in its arsenal, that strike/counter strike would destroy both combatants.

by Anonymous September 3, 2003

mince

Rubbish

Did you enjoy the movie? No, it was mince.

by Anonymous July 31, 2003