petteded

what you are after a pett has sex with you.

I got petteded last night

by anonymous May 13, 2005

wanker

While "to wank" means "to masturbate", the term "wanker" is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote "one who wanks". It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case. Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally.

I suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker.

Most children these days learn the word "wanker" long before they learn its literal meaning.

You're such a wanker.
Oh gosh! How did you know?

He lost both of his hands in a childhood kiting accident.
What a wanker!

by anonymous May 31, 2004

Neil Armstrong

first man on the moon, famous astronaut.

neil armstrong rules!

by anonymous March 26, 2005

clit

if my boy touches my clit just right, he knows ill fuck him hard.

by anonymous October 07, 2003

Matzen

a move used on girls. Usually using someones tounge (most likely a guys) anywhere around the body.

Girl: " omg that was an amazing matzen"

by anonymous April 22, 2005

walmart special

A drink made with "Clear American", Rose's Grenadinw and cheep vodka.

After being hung over from cheep vodka I made myself a big walmat special so I could stomach the vodka.

by anonymous August 22, 2003

FOB

Acronym for “Forward Operation Base,” or the various US military bases spread out through Iraq and Afghanistan.

My buddy spent most of the time he was deployed at FOB Warhorse in Baqouba, Iraq.

by Anonymous January 21, 2006