who asked

The final card in the deck of a 14 year old when they know the person they're arguing with has every edge over them.

If you find someone telling you who asked, say "I asked". They will discombobulate and be torn apart by law of universe into quarks.

Person 1: Dude, you are such a dipshit. For one, you SHOT A HUNDRED AND TWENTY SIX PEOPLE DEAD. Second off, you just raped my girlfriend. And finally, you fucking HEXED MY FAMILY!
Person 2: Umm... uhh... who asked?...

by an extremely depressed bandu May 12, 2023

js

Shorthand for just. Not literally way too common, but is still used fairly often. The reason why this isn't used so frequently like other internet acronyms is because it's not that hard to type literally just 4 keys.

Person 1: bro my friend js joined be nice
Person 2: js say "just"
Person 2: wait wha

by an extremely depressed bandu October 03, 2023

i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!

by an extremely depressed bandu May 17, 2023

get the last laugh

To win a conflict, especially one that was either long winded, strong, or both.

Just you wait, freak, I will get the last laugh over you!

by an extremely depressed bandu May 18, 2023

Bob

A fancier version of saying "one", "oneself", or anything of the sort, commonly used as a fancy example to not sound extremely monotonous. Has lately been most frequent in comedic contexts.

Person 1: oh boy i sure do like bob
Person 2: bob sucks!!!
Person 3: ...who is bob?
Person 4: man i just heard bob got hit by a car

by an extremely depressed bandu May 18, 2022

Furry in Denial

Someone who is a furry, but just won't admit it.

You can usually spot furries in denial if they consume strange amounts of media associated with the furry fandom. I repeat: strange amounts. You aren't a furry in denial just by liking Sonic the Hedgehog.

You know... if you really aren't a furry in denial, would you mind explaining all those Zootopia posters?

by an extremely depressed bandu October 03, 2023

JToH's Joke Towers

Remember when I said the Numberblocks Community was hell? If you managed to survive that, there's no way in hell your sanity will remain intact within THIS. I can't even go on and explain what stupidity lies here. Also usually abbreviated as JJT.

The devil decided the Numberblocks Community wasn't enough for me, so they sent me to JToH's Joke Towers!

by an extremely depressed bandu May 31, 2023