coems

An alternative to cum used by a bunch of immeasurably horny 14 year old jackasses on Roblox, usually TikTokers. Usually followed by a flurry of 🤑 emojis.
horny dipshit: *coems in u 🤑🤑🤑🤑*
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dumbfounded

That feeling you get when you get proven as a dumbass after being proven wrong about a specific matter.
Person 1: hey guys fard chronicles 70 is coming out!
Person 2: cap
*later*
Person 2: *sees fard chronicles 70 release trailer* man i just got dumbfounded
by an extremely depressed bandu September 19, 2022
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inf

Shorthand for infinity. Can be found in programming contexts sometimes, or can sometimes just be used in casual conversations full of abbreviations.

Whether this ACTUALLY means infinity in programming or if it just denotes numbers that can't quite be computed may vary.
I guess I was putting in too big of numbers, so I just started seeing inf again.

holy shit dude did you js get inf pipe bombs in my mailbox
by an extremely depressed bandu October 03, 2023
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Person 14

Literally nobody, go home lmao. Will NEVER be used.
Person 1: lol imagine if there was a person 14
Person 2: ikr that would be nuts
Person 14:
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JToH's Joke Towers

Remember when I said the Numberblocks Community was hell? If you managed to survive that, there's no way in hell your sanity will remain intact within THIS. I can't even go on and explain what stupidity lies here. Also usually abbreviated as JJT.
The devil decided the Numberblocks Community wasn't enough for me, so they sent me to JToH's Joke Towers!
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Person -1

The first one out of them all.

Before Adam.

Before Eve.

Before any other human was ever sculpted.

Sad to know that... nobody remembers them. Not at all.

Not even Person 0 shall compare to this being.

They are Alpha, though with no Omega... yet.
Person 1: Man, I miss Person 0.
Person 2: I know, right? That guy was cool AF for the first of his kind.
Person 1: Imagine if there was a Person -1 lmao.
Person 2: Hell nah.
Person -1:
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get the boot

To be kicked out of something, whether it's a job, a project, a party, etc.
I couldn't finish any of my reports on time, so when the boss called me to his office, I knew I would get the boot.
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