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Bob

A fancier version of saying "one", "oneself", or anything of the sort, commonly used as a fancy example to not sound extremely monotonous. Has lately been most frequent in comedic contexts.
Person 1: oh boy i sure do like bob
Person 2: bob sucks!!!
Person 3: ...who is bob?
Person 4: man i just heard bob got hit by a car
mugGet the Bobmug.

don't touch my pizza

This is how it happened.

This is how TikTok went off the deep end.
was that "don't touch my pizza" song so bad it instantly made all tiktokers even more retarded than previously or something
mugGet the don't touch my pizzamug.

Sunflower

Similar to the term "snowflake", used to describe a person who seems to be stuck as some kind of man/womanchild. Multiple examples may include being a crybaby over the lightest offenses, and translating a light insult into a death threat, among many others.
Person 1: i swear to god those guys are huge snowflakes
Person 2: Snowflake is so overused dude, try calling them sunflowers i guess lol???
by an extremely depressed bandu September 7, 2022
mugGet the Sunflowermug.

I was joking

The perfect excuse when you just said something stupid.
Person 1: kill yourself i hope you die a brutal death you serve zero purpose i forgot to mention your bs too
Person 2: holy shit what is wrong with you
Person 1: i was joking
Person 2: sure buddy lmao
mugGet the I was jokingmug.

Don't give them ideas

A statement often used after someone proclaims something they don't want done by a particular person, implying that that statement would in fact cause them to go through with it.
Person 1: i better not see that guy put pineapple on hot dogs too
Person 2: DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS!
by an extremely depressed bandu November 21, 2022
mugGet the Don't give them ideasmug.

Rule 50

The rule of the internet (like Rule 34, Rule 63, etc.) which dictates that every fictional work will have a crossover with every other one at some point.
Person 1: Would it be funny if Sparklecare x JToH x Mega Man was a thing?
Person 2: Rule 50, man, rule 50.
by an extremely depressed bandu September 17, 2023
mugGet the Rule 50mug.

shit from an ass

Literal feces.

This term is usually used as "shit" has come to mean essentially the same thing as "terrible". So, of course, there has to be a new cathartic way of referring to LITERAL shit!
Why does it smell like shit here? Like, shit from an ass?
mugGet the shit from an assmug.

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