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I'll use a spoon to eat my cereal.
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a talent that I specialize in.
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Among Us

A game of many kinds of people.

The people that dress like fruits.

The people who try making a name like "I told u I"

The horny little shits who name themselves "step sis" or "hxrny boy" or "cute girl" or "im single"

The person named imposter

The discord cheats who name themselves Hi and Hi 1.

The person fucking literally named nothing, and says nothing the whole fucking game

The guy who speaks another language and is stupid enough to not change the region or chat language

The guy who really tries to troll and says its me, i'm the imposter

The guy you trust for like 5 games straight because you were both crewmates and then he kills you

The salty little shits who ban you after winning the game

The simps, who keep saying gross shit in the chat.

The simps who are bigger shitheads that ban you for calling them simps.

The little shits who ban you for roasting them

The little shits who ban you for exposing their cheating

The kid who bans you the second you join the game

The dumbass who kicks you and when you rejoin they call you a hacker

The sellout imposter who gives away the other imposter

The 10000000 IQ guy who understands the Polus Map

People who name themselves after their hats
Among Us, the game with a bunch of colored pills running around , with one of them killing other pills
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why in the living fuck is Moto Moto in the example pictures
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Negativity

Negativity doesn't exist- it isn't a law, or a rule. In fact, Negativity is such an underrated word. Its brother, positivity, isn't real either. Negativity has already been harassed as a word and been given meanings it doesn't deserve, because, as I said, negativity doesn't exist. Negativity is reality.

Example: You're in a sports game, it can be any sport. You're a tiny insignificant kid like me and you're playing against massive men who look like The Rock. Thinking positively, like those foolish optimists, will only made the pounding you are about to get more painful. Thinking, "I am gonna lose and get my ass whipped" will be considered negative thinking, but once again, negativity is reality.

Thinking realistically is going to get you more far than positivity will ever get you. Negativity is already considered a bad thing, when all it is is something else. Now, of course you've never heard this. I bet more than anything you're a teenager, like me, and us teenagers should know that this optimistic bullshit is, well, bullshit. Adults don't tell kids and teenagers that only because adults don't accept the truth. Sure, they want to "protect" their kids, and I understand for children, but teenagers deserve knowing the Truth. Teenagers spend their childhood following the steps of their surroundings, their friends, their family. For most, their childhood is spent obediently doing everything that your parents say.
Once we become teenagers, despite what every adult in existence says, we see the world more openly. We want to go down our own path. We become more independent. We want to explore the world in all its glory. But unfortunately, it doesn't work that way, which is why positivity doesn't exist. The world doesn't work that way. That's why positivity doesn't exist.

And for the moms reading this, go ahead, dislike this definition, and keep denying the truth. Denying that truth will only make you live with a weight on your shoulders that will crush you and make you live with regret. Living in that kind of denial is worse than what the foolish optimists say living "negatively" is.

So when we go through our teenage years, we are exposed to this reality, because we can see it. Because us teenagers think realistically, we are seen as monsters. A species of human, ungrateful brats, and pessimistic are just some of the names I've heard teens being called. Surprisingly, the teen years are where we are supposed to be thinking the most positively towards life, but our parents make it hard. Mind you, I'm not criticizing parents or their tactics. In fact, they aren't doing it on purpose, it's just that some of the things they do makes teenagers more depressed, and they just don't see that. Parents still see their teenagers as the little angels we were when we were little, clueless, doing everything their parents say, becoming robots.

Negativity
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