Definitions by amulet_1972

kersquidgidy 

A term describing the cute pudginess or cute fatness of a cat or a dog. The animal being described usually likes his/her chips and pizza.

Big fat black'n'white cat should be poked in the stomach with the exclamation:
"Ya kersquidgidy lil guy!"

Cat usually bites your finger as he/she sees it as an insult.

kersquidgidy by amulet_1972 October 16, 2008

shit cunt 

The ass-pipe of a homosexual man. Generally this is the only real cunt a man has.

Ramone got banged up the shit cunt by some disgruntled customers after he gave them bad haircuts.

shit cunt by amulet_1972 October 7, 2008

snuff movie 

A big budget film production involving no cast members at all because they are imaginary. The onus is on the movie watcher to pretend that there are actors.

The term is coined from the character 'Snuffalupagus' from Sesame Street, the imaginary friend of 'Big Bird'

They are most popular with a schizophrenic audience.

Big Bird was watching a snuff movie in the Psychiatric Ward while dosed up on Risperidone.

snuff movie by amulet_1972 October 6, 2008

Botched crotch 

A term describing the unsuccessful or unprofessional surgery performed on a person to reassign their gender. The surgeon may have decided to take a holiday to the Bahamas part way through the operation or could have been an alcoholic.

Gemima went out on a date with Brad but was scared to go all the way. Hey, Brad was a nice guy but had a vomit reflex when he saw her botched crotch. He was only a humble accountant.

Botched crotch by amulet_1972 October 6, 2008