jiggle exoskeleton

A term referring to the thick layer of fat covering a morbidly obese person.

The jiggle exoskeleton is typically so thick and protective of the vital organs that it can stop a bullet from killing the fatso.
Leroy's jiggle exoskeleton smothered the terrorist until he was suffocated.
by amulet_1972 March 07, 2009
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Botched crotch

A term describing the unsuccessful or unprofessional surgery performed on a person to reassign their gender. The surgeon may have decided to take a holiday to the Bahamas part way through the operation or could have been an alcoholic.
Gemima went out on a date with Brad but was scared to go all the way. Hey, Brad was a nice guy but had a vomit reflex when he saw her botched crotch. He was only a humble accountant.
by amulet_1972 August 11, 2008
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girl-prick

Refers to the general genital area of a female. More specifically it can refer to the clitoris.

Also it can be another expression for a "bitch".
EXAMPLE 1:
Last night I was gobbing on Gabby's girl-prick while she gagged on my ghoulies in the 69 position.

EXAMPLE 2:
She side-swiped my car door! What a girl-prick!
by amulet_1972 March 07, 2009
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Dairy Share Holder

A man who encourages his wife to get a breast enlargement operation.

Dairy - breasts.
Share Holder - vested interests in having a good set of hooters to play with.
Dennis loved Harriet very much. He would love her even more if she had a decent set of norks. I guess Dennis could be described as a Dairy Share Holder.
by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010
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