ambitin's definitions

dummunity

For COVID non-believers and super-spreading patriots, the (eventual) viral immunity you achieve by being a total moron and contracting COVID-19.

While the event did not make the news, it did bring about partial herd dummunity for the attendees as COVID blazed through the group 7 days later.

by ambitin January 18, 2021

manstrained

Constrained from manspreading by people sitting immediately next to you on either side.

Packed in like sardines, he was totally manstrained in his seat.

by ambitin April 1, 2023

incompephant

An incompetent sycophant.

Like many others born into power, he was surrounded by a collection of incompephants.

by ambitin April 1, 2023

ambideathtruous

Killing equally with both hands.

With a can of RAID Hot Shot bug killer in each hand, I stepped into the back yard to show that wasp nest the meaning of the word 'ambideathtruous'.

by ambitin May 10, 2021

candnesia

noun
loss of memories pertaining to the amount of candy eaten earlier in the day

I may be suffering from candnesia but I did really great on my WeightWatchers points today. I can do this!

by ambitin January 18, 2021

dumbmask

Any dumbass that wears their mask with their nose exposed or down under their chin.

You're a total dumbmask: cover your nose.

by ambitin January 18, 2021

anectardal

adjective:
based on dim-witted personal observation, flawed case study reports, or random, thoughtless investigations rather than systematic scientific evaluation: anectardal evidence

Anectardally, nobody you know has died from COVID-19. It's clearly a hoax.

by ambitin January 18, 2021