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Definitions by alternabear

a verb that means to crave something strongly, usually said in a construct with a participle (e.g. "to be jonesing for") and often pronounced without the 'g' at the end (e.g. "to be jonesin' for").

Sometimes the "for" is foregone. Usually a phrase emphasizing being in the moment is included, such as "right now" for the present, or "at that time", "right then" for the past. In past, present or future constructions, when said in a negative construction "just yet" is also used occasionally.
I'm really jonesing for a coffee right now.
I'm really jonesin' a cigarette right now.
I just got over being sick for a week. I'd like to go to the concert, but I'm not jonesin' to be out in public just yet.
jones by alternabear March 23, 2016

hanging shirt 

A shirt that by its design is intended to be hung on a hanger rather than folded or rolled and put in a drawer. Examples would be polos, button-ups and work shirts as opposed to t-shirts.
The laundry's dry! Could you please help me put away the hanging shirts?
hanging shirt by alternabear March 23, 2016

spelunking

Performing analingus (i.e. give a rimjob)
I'm hoping to go spelunking tonight!
spelunking by alternabear June 8, 2015
It's the middle part of the bottom of your nose between the nostrils. Most people only hear the word because of them being pierced.
John looks so much hotter since he got the 6 gauge piercing in his septum.
septum by alternabear August 31, 2013