A plot used by the book companies to assassinate the new president.
Phase 1: The book companies hire a author to write a book that will give fat chicks hope that a vampire will stumble upon them and fall in love with them. It makes since seeing as how, with a few exceptions, fat chicks are reading the books.
Phase 2: They make a movie, the fat chicks go to the movie and spend an assload on snacks.
Phase 3:The movie theaters send the snack money back to the Book companies who then hire a gunman.
Phase 4: Dead president...while its still unclear as to why there doing this it is a threat we must all face.
Fat Chick: I'm going to buy twilight.
Guy: Are you trying to get our president shot?
An evil Facebook
application that at first seems like fun, however it sends you weekly E-mails telling you how much better everyone else is then you.
Guy 1:Hey, I got an E-Mail for Compare People...YES #2 most desirable to date.
Guy 2: lets see....I got #13 most absentee....I hate my life....
The best answer to any question.
Guy 1: Were to babies come from?
Guy 2: DO MAGIC
Guy 1: what?
Guy 2: shut up
When you do something terrible to your friend.
Dude, you nailed my girlfriend, you committed a brotrosity, our bromance is over.
When you have hairy knuckles that stand up in the ranks with the likes of Robin Williams.
I was playing quarters with Sean and realized he has a massive case of pube knuckles.
Used to describe when a womans downstairs is censored by being blurred out.
So I was watching cops and they caught this nudist chick and when she turned around all I saw was a vagueginna. I was dissapointed to say the least.
When your in a chatroom having cyber-sex and someone enters and ruins the "mood".
I was tottaly having CS with Kittygirl9464 but hotmanforchicks67 freaken came in and chat blocked me.