witjoit

originating from The Darkside. A joint that can only be rolled by a champion Joint roller. Used in the beating of cake eaters, cunts and muppets.
I used the Witjoit on the fucker.
by Alice January 03, 2005
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chimbo

by alice March 22, 2003
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jayde

damn that girls jayde!
by alice April 09, 2004
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Mamacita, Donde esta

Mamacita, Donde esta Santa Clause? (My Mother, Where's Santa Claus?, 1978, single.

* Donde esta: where is

words from Italian
christmas song:Donde Esta Santa Claus

Mamacita, donde esta Santa Claus?
Donde esta Santa Claus?
And the toys that he will leave.
Mamacita, oh, where is Santa Claus?
I look for him because it's a Christmas Eve.

I know that I should be sleeping,
But maybe he's not far away,
Out of the window I'm peeping,
Hoping to see him in his sleigh.

I hope he won't forget to clack his castinet,
And to his reindeer, say,
"Oh Pancho, Oh! Vixen, Oh! Pedro, Oh! Blitzen,"
Ole! Ole! Ole! cha cha cha.

Mamacita, donde esta Santa Claus?
Oh! Where is Santa Claus?
It's Christmas Eve.

Mamacita, donde esta Santa Claus?
I look for him because it's Christmas Eve.

I know that I should be sleeping,
But maybe he's not far away,
Out of the window I'm peeping,
Hoping to see him in sleigh.

I hope he won't forget to crack his castinet,
And to his reindeer, say,
"Oh Pancho, Oh! Vixen, Oh! Pedro, Oh! Blitzen,"
Ole! Ole! Ole! cha cha cha.

Mamacita, donde esta Santa Claus?
Oh! Where is Santa Claus?
It's Christmas Eve.

It's Christmas Eve.
It's Christmas Eve.
It's Christmas Eve.
Alright, Mamacita. I'll go to sleep now.
It's Christmas Eve......
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by alice November 30, 2004
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kurt cobain

Kurt Cobain was the lead singer and guitarist of the band Nirvana. Kurt Cobain was very good at writing songs. He died in 1994, only 27 years old. Some people say he committed suicide, others believe he was murdered by his wife, Courtney Love. Lots of people (mostly teenage boys) have their hair cut like him because to like Kurt Cobain is considered cool. I think this is quite sad, because apparantly Kurt was not a very cool person, and someone who I know, practically worships Kurt, and he is very cool. Everyone likes him, and he despises uncool people, such as me. I think you know who you are, Mr Richardson.
Will Richardson: Guess what
Alice Fellows: What
Will Richardson: I've got my hair cut like Kurt Cobain!
Alice: wow
Will Richardson: Yeah I know! I rule!
by Alice January 09, 2005
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twiglet

nobbly sticks of porn
Twiglets - they're nor Nooooooooormal!
by Alice October 19, 2003
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aggro

look, don't get aggro with me!
by Alice August 14, 2003
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