ali barber's definitions

worm food

old person

at least i'm not worm food you old cunt!

by ali barber September 25, 2003

shoot your bolt

to ejaculate violently

i shot my bolt all over the place

by ali barber September 25, 2003

chatties

aberdonian slang for a womans menstruation period.

a' could'nae fuck 'er cuz she wiz ha'eing her chatties.

by ali barber September 25, 2003

vagina decliner

homosexual male.
male equivelant of todger dodger.

i always thought he was a bit of a vagina decliner.

by ali barber September 25, 2003

sticky window

the clear film of lady slime which is deposited between the fingers after withdrawal of said digits.

after my fisting of her, she gave me sticky windows.

by ali barber September 25, 2003

bacon sandwich

female genitalia,

her bacon sandwich was covered with tomato ketchup.

by ali barber September 25, 2003