Definitions by ali barber

shoot your bolt

to ejaculate violently

i shot my bolt all over the place

shoot your bolt by ali barber September 25, 2003

bacon sandwich 

female genitalia,

her bacon sandwich was covered with tomato ketchup.

bacon sandwich by ali barber September 25, 2003

sticky window 

the clear film of lady slime which is deposited between the fingers after withdrawal of said digits.

after my fisting of her, she gave me sticky windows.

sticky window by ali barber September 25, 2003

vagina decliner 

homosexual male.
male equivelant of todger dodger.

i always thought he was a bit of a vagina decliner.

vagina decliner by ali barber September 25, 2003

worm food 

old person

at least i'm not worm food you old cunt!

worm food by ali barber September 25, 2003

chatties 

aberdonian slang for a womans menstruation period.

a' could'nae fuck 'er cuz she wiz ha'eing her chatties.

chatties by ali barber September 25, 2003