algarve dave's definitions

muff dagger

your todger, old man , penis

get your leg open love, make room for me muff dagger

by algarve dave December 14, 2004

point percy at the porcelain

to have a piss, to take a leak, to sython the python, to get out the one eyed trouser snake, to strain your tatters, to wring out the sponge,to empty the hairy plums

after all that beer I need to point percy at the porcelain

by algarve dave December 14, 2004

old man

your penis, your muff dagger, your todger.

he was waving his old man around in the street.

by algarve dave December 14, 2004