Definitions by algarve dave

point percy at the porcelain 

to have a piss, to take a leak, to sython the python, to get out the one eyed trouser snake, to strain your tatters, to wring out the sponge,to empty the hairy plums

after all that beer I need to point percy at the porcelain

point percy at the porcelain by algarve dave December 14, 2004

old man 

your penis, your muff dagger, your todger.

he was waving his old man around in the street.

old man by algarve dave December 14, 2004

muff dagger 

your todger, old man , penis

get your leg open love, make room for me muff dagger

muff dagger by algarve dave December 14, 2004