Definitions by alexius

spread em 

what police say to you when they wanna fondle you

Spread em!

spread em by Alexius November 6, 2003

remote 

used to turn on or off your telivision, stereo, DVD player, etc...

The remote turned on the tv

remote by Alexius November 6, 2003

pillow 

tit, they make great pillows, cu they're nice and soft

I slept on her pillows.

pillow by Alexius November 6, 2003

alive

what my girlfriend says about my dick when it gets hard

It's alive again huh.

alive by Alexius November 6, 2003

lover 

One who loves another, especially one who feels sexual love

We're lezbian lovers.

lover by Alexius November 6, 2003

deodorant

something the french have yet to discover

He really needs some deodorant, he fuckin reeks!

deodorant by Alexius November 6, 2003