spud

a fat lazy ditball

look at that spud....she fell asleep with a beefcake in her mouth.

by alexis January 01, 2004

Holy Murray

Used as in substution for words such as, Smokes, Crap, Moley.

1. Holy Murray! We just won the championship game!

by Alexis February 08, 2004

tight

cool,awesome it means something catches your eye

uh your shirt is tight

by Alexis January 29, 2004

Flowbeat

flowbeat // f'low-be"at comes from the ancient tribes in South Africa, primarily Zimbabwe and Lemba.

Used during ceremony, young children becoming tribal members are to flowbeat, or masturbate, until they can draw an outline of the greatest God, Chzeklemokikakakakaina, onto the richest soil in the land with their cum.

in description.

by alexis May 25, 2004

Joilet

The place where you take a Joil... aka... the crapper

I need to give the joilet a visit

by Alexis January 19, 2004

dube

Alexis's Dube's last name and she's really cool and 14 and single:-)

by Alexis May 21, 2003

Impatient Gourmet

The Impatient Gourmet is a sexual position in which one woman stands on her head naked with her legs spread, while the other woman goes and orders a pizza.

"My gustatory cravings were overpowering my sexual desires, so I had to give her the Impatient Gourmet."

by Alexis September 30, 2004