alexei's definitions

xmas

An abbreviation for Christmas, from the Greek spelling of Christ, the first letter of which was chi ("X").

Merry X-mas.

by Alexei December 23, 2003

Maginot Line

Proof of the French's incompetence.

Frenchie#1: We must stop the Germans and show off to the pathetic USA!
Frenchie#2: Oui, let us build a huge defensive wall with cannons and guns that only face one direction!
Frenchie#1: Brilliant! uhh.. what is the German army doing behind our wall?
Frenchie#2: Damn cheaters, they went around! No fair! Time out! wahhhhhhhhhh!
GOD: hehehehe, silly french people...

by Alexei March 20, 2003

Balls out

Whenever balls, nuts, or testicles are showing and are bouncing or swaying in the wind. See flapnut

Little Jimmy found it funny to have his balls out in church, little Sally shit her pants in the excitement.

by Alexei March 20, 2003

flapnut

Derived from an ancient "nut-flapping" ritual in Eastern Cambodia. The young boys would yell out "Flapnut!" when the men with the wooden clubs, would "flap" their "nuts" every sunday at 11:38 AM. It has now evolved into an exclamtion of annoying distraction.

When little Billy broke his mother's favorite vase, he threw a fluster of papers and coffe filters into her face and yelled "FLAPNUT!" and escaped before his mother got to him with a the rolling pin.

by Alexei March 19, 2003

Bing bing walla walla

A saying that incredibly sexy, wow.

Only a genius could think of something like Bing Bing Walla Walla.

by Alexei March 21, 2003