alexei's definitions

stellar

Something hippee and surfers say when they are high.

Duuuuude, these colors are stellar..... Mom?

by Alexei March 20, 2003

Maginot Line

Proof of the French's incompetence.

Frenchie#1: We must stop the Germans and show off to the pathetic USA!
Frenchie#2: Oui, let us build a huge defensive wall with cannons and guns that only face one direction!
Frenchie#1: Brilliant! uhh.. what is the German army doing behind our wall?
Frenchie#2: Damn cheaters, they went around! No fair! Time out! wahhhhhhhhhh!
GOD: hehehehe, silly french people...

by Alexei March 20, 2003

Erp

An exclamation used most commonly with a "?" to signify confusion.

Dude#1: Hey man, I went to a farm and spanked every pig there!
Dude#2: Erp?

by Alexei March 19, 2003

PaMadre

A combination of the Spanish words, "Padre" and "Madre," It is a bastardation of "Tu Madre" and "Tu Padre" Which are both signals of a very ugly person in the area. PaMadre is a combination of the two to signal the presence of a grotesquely, and excessively ugly individual.

"Holy crap! That acne-covered ball of lard you call your girlfriend is a PaMadre!"

by Alexei March 19, 2003

flapnut

Derived from an ancient "nut-flapping" ritual in Eastern Cambodia. The young boys would yell out "Flapnut!" when the men with the wooden clubs, would "flap" their "nuts" every sunday at 11:38 AM. It has now evolved into an exclamtion of annoying distraction.

When little Billy broke his mother's favorite vase, he threw a fluster of papers and coffe filters into her face and yelled "FLAPNUT!" and escaped before his mother got to him with a the rolling pin.

by Alexei March 19, 2003