12 definitions by alexei

An exclamation used most commonly with a "?" to signify confusion.
Dude#1: Hey man, I went to a farm and spanked every pig there!
Dude#2: Erp?
by alexei March 20, 2003
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Whenever balls, nuts, or testicles are showing and are bouncing or swaying in the wind. See flapnut
Little Jimmy found it funny to have his balls out in church, little Sally shit her pants in the excitement.
by alexei March 21, 2003
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An abbreviation for Christmas, from the Greek spelling of Christ, the first letter of which was chi ("X").
by alexei December 23, 2003
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A combination of the Spanish words, "Padre" and "Madre," It is a bastardation of "Tu Madre" and "Tu Padre" Which are both signals of a very ugly person in the area. PaMadre is a combination of the two to signal the presence of a grotesquely, and excessively ugly individual.
"Holy crap! That acne-covered ball of lard you call your girlfriend is a PaMadre!"
by alexei March 20, 2003
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