alex's definitions

McDonalds

The first human resource plant, invented by Satan himself. Made for the lack of food in small countries, McDonalds serves millions with their own human waste. The employees often screw your order up, and scratch their butt before they fix you food. The smell of McDonalds is often compared to the odor of sweaty vagina and burnt popcorn. It is also rumored that McDonalds is a secret organization created to keep the human population down.

We carried our week-old-feces to McDonalds so a lucky family could get the pleasure of eating our shit from the dollar menu.

by Alex December 15, 2003

Villa

Villa means cock in Cypriot (greek dialect). In Cyprus people will laugh if you say: "I have a huge villa by the sea".
Attention Aston Villa supporters. Aston means "let go". You may figure out.

Stin villa mou (i don't care).
Me ponaei i villa mou (my cock hurts)
Me ponaei i villa mou polla (my cock hurts a lot)

by Alex December 16, 2003

Nozzy

Idiot. Usually cannot spell many simple words and phrases correctly. Is considered a factor in the spread of stupidity around the world.

What the nozzy are you doing?

by Alex December 18, 2003

Julian Casablancas

He's only the best and the sexiest singer in the best modern-age rock'n'roll band. He is nothing else!!!!!!!

You can listen to him sing, but you must see him sing, there is a slight difference!!!!!

by alex December 19, 2003

Julian Casablancas

Jules is the sexiest rock'n'roll singer in the world!!!!

Jules sings not only very well, but also he can hypnotize you when he is on the stage and it seems that he says:" I want to you in my bed!!!!!"

by alex December 19, 2003

the strokes

A band of five young&sex boys that are also nice and intelligent and they sing&play very well. They are THE BEST OF THE MODERN AGE!!!!!!

they know what is the rock music!!!!

by alex December 19, 2003

liam gallagher

He is like a devil, he is like an angel, could he be other rather a rock vocalist? No Liam was born singing!

Liam Gallagher is the summa of the rock star, so his name could be a synonym of rock star

by alex December 19, 2003