alex's definitions

bundle fucked

A recent development in the Console Wars, when stores make a system availiable for pre-order only when you buy a ridiculously expensive bundle of games and accessories with it.

When I pre-ordered my Xbox 360, I was bundle fucked by the store, they made me pay $2000 for a 360 and 8 copies of Bloodwake

by Alex September 1, 2008

Lawn Gibblets

1. A giblet that lives on the lawn

2. The mascot of a super-star golf team that ended up winning the chipping contest and Mrs. Bates' delicious cookies at golf camp

I was a Lawn Gibblet which means I'm eating a delicious cookie right now

by Alex November 28, 2003

Jiff

To give a hand job to

She gave him a jiff every morning before work

by Alex August 21, 2003

chicken head

one who is preppy in all ways

(likes to go to clubs, dresses up, hangs with other preps)

i used to be friends with that guy, but ever since he became a chickenhead he became annoying

by alex July 31, 2004

carney crack

the excessive amount of sugar that's put on carnival food

I went to the fair last night and the donuts were fully covered in carny crack.

by Alex September 26, 2003

Brown Eye

another persons asshole

that girl wanted me to stick it in her brown eye

by alex March 15, 2005

BLZ PLZ

Internet slang incorporating "Blaze" (BLZ) and "Please" (PLZ)

Do you want to BLZ PLZ?
(Would you like to blaze, please. I have a joint.)

Can we PLZ BLZ
(Let's all get stoned!)

BLZ PLZ LOLZ!
(All our problems can be solved by simply blazing)

by Alex May 26, 2004