d block

Group formed by rap star Jadakiss of the Lox, who is quite possibly its only famous member

Everywhere we go, people want to know
Who we are, so we tell them
This is d-block, mighty mighty d-block

by al January 25, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles

A term used to explain to somebody that you can't control the way things are going to happen or exspect them to happen a certain way.

Person 1: I never win anything
Person 2: Thats the way the cookie crumbles

by Al May 31, 2004

shit your ring off

to have explosive, gas-laden dihorrea so bad that is peppers the toilet pan with a yellowy speckled spray of liquid shit. It may actually stick to the underside of the seat.

Avoid the dirty burgers from there, you'll shit your ring off.

by Al December 29, 2004

Fartknocker

a person who farts with such horrific power that they knock someone out

by Al September 29, 2003

Legohead

Psy Trance Megastar

Legohead goes to the supermarket

by Al April 22, 2003

pants

they are for squares

paying bills is for squares...like pants!

by al November 17, 2004

to the tune of

1. Set to the musical composition of.

2. Used to mean "approximately", or "in the general range of", but usually only when talking about large sums of money.

1. When I heard Weird Al Yankovich's lyrics to the tune of "Beat It", I decided that maybe MTV really was a worthless tool of Satan.

2. Right: So then I had to pay something to the tune of $5,000 for a new one.

Wrong: So then I had to pay something to the tune of $0.05 for a new one.

Notice that the order of magnitude of the cash amount affects the usage of the phrase.

by Al December 02, 2003