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Shower in a can

deoderant, used when time is short or the showers aren't working. Usually in a post-sport setting
Hey Grant, got any shower in a can? Can't be arsed haing a shower, need a beer
by Al January 26, 2005
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headbutt

The headbutt is one of the most sinister and cataclysmic subterfuges that could conceivably strike a man down to both knees. When executing this majestic and mind-blowing manuever one can only wonder...Am I next?!
Stalking his victim as a predator stalks its prey, he slowly approached his unsuspecting victim with incredible stealth. Then with a hastey, drunken lunge, he made his assault, colliding heads renendering the recipient of the headbutt, dazed, stunned, and pissed the fuck off.
by AL November 18, 2004
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Nachos

Used to indicate what does NOT belong to you
'dis bitch is NACHOS, she's mine!
by Al December 23, 2003
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gas axe

An oxyacetylene cutting torch. So called because it runs on gas, and is useful for chopping things off quickly (albeit none too neatly).
"it's way too thick for a hacksaw, we'll be hare 'til christmas. Best take the gas-axe to it"
by Al December 28, 2004
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Niggerotic

Used by the "ole skool gangstas" in and around Peckham, London for centuries.
"Hey hey ma nigger, that shits niggerotic!!!"
by Al October 28, 2004
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chixploitation

The exploitation of beautiful women ("chix"), commonly used as a selling point of otherwise awful movies, eg Charlie's Angels 2: Full Throttle. Similar to Blacksploitation, eg Blackula.
Sure the chixploitation flick didn't have a plot, but that upskirt shot of Cameron Diaz ensures that video sales will be excellent
by Al October 27, 2003
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Operation Iraqi Freedom

A Bullshit, manufactured catchphrase used by the Bush administration to deceive the American Public.

In truth, it refers to Mr. Bush's personal crusade to avenge his father's inability to capture Saddam.

It is the Bullshit operation by the US Military to invade Iraq - which all began when Mr. Bush started lying about "weapons of mass destruction."

What a coincidence that these supposed weapons DIDN'T EVEN EXIST after we sent our troops to DIE in the Middle East.



The same type of political bullshit which came to define the Vietnam War era
There goes Mr. Bush lying to us again. Oh well, just another "Operation Iraqi Freedom"
by Al January 30, 2004
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