dusted

To get killed.
Used in Vietnam during the war. From the phrase "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust".

Man, Jones got dusted today.

by Al March 10, 2005

DUI

Driving Under the Influence. This is a couple BAC points down from DWI (Driving While Intoxicated). While you probably shouldn't do this,what many people don't remember is the old saying, "Beer before liquor, never been sicker; liquor before beer, and you're clear to steer."

Bob: I hear you got busted by the cops again last night.
Al: Yeah, it wasn't that bad, though.
Bob: What, DUI? THAT'S BAD, Al!!

by Al December 02, 2003

Cricket Bat

n: a implement used in that most booring of sports, cricket. Also perhaps the best cure for depression/anxiety/stress/insomnia/annoying siblings/tax collectors/salesmen money can buy (exept perhaps alcohol). To operate: hold the bat by the thin end (or handle) and then administer a sharp blow to the head with the large flat end, repeat if necissary until your vision becomes blurred/dissapears entirely.

would you be interested in buying....oooow

by Al October 12, 2004

Wax

NyNiCk said:
"People seem to think to "wax" something or to "wax" someone is strictly to fuck or bust a nut. "Wax" also means for a male to perform fellatio on a female."

You cannot perform fellatio on a female. The correct word for performing oral sex on a female is cunnilingus. Whether performed by a male or female is irrelevant.

You can only perform fellatio on a man.

My girlfriend and I did a 69 last night. She performed fellatio on me while I was performing cunnilingus on her.

by Al March 20, 2005

d block

Group formed by rap star Jadakiss of the Lox, who is quite possibly its only famous member

Everywhere we go, people want to know
Who we are, so we tell them
This is d-block, mighty mighty d-block

by al January 25, 2004

school

v., to beat someone at (a race, game, etc.) so badly that you teach them a 'lesson' in how to be better at whatever it is they lost at

yo, i'm gonna totally school you at vice city

by al December 11, 2004

Shower in a can

deoderant, used when time is short or the showers aren't working. Usually in a post-sport setting

Hey Grant, got any shower in a can? Can't be arsed haing a shower, need a beer

by Al January 26, 2005