al's definitions

that's the way the cookie crumbles

A term used to explain to somebody that you can't control the way things are going to happen or exspect them to happen a certain way.

Person 1: I never win anything
Person 2: Thats the way the cookie crumbles

by Al May 31, 2004

mcguyver

Building crazy things out of seemingly useless or unrelated objects.

Hendo mcguyver'd up a mic.

by al May 5, 2004

Cricket Bat

n: a implement used in that most booring of sports, cricket. Also perhaps the best cure for depression/anxiety/stress/insomnia/annoying siblings/tax collectors/salesmen money can buy (exept perhaps alcohol). To operate: hold the bat by the thin end (or handle) and then administer a sharp blow to the head with the large flat end, repeat if necissary until your vision becomes blurred/dissapears entirely.

would you be interested in buying....oooow

by Al October 12, 2004

Fartknocker

a person who farts with such horrific power that they knock someone out

by Al September 29, 2003

What the family!

What Bart Simpson says. I guess he wants to say "What the fuck", but in front of the audience he uses Family instead of Fuck as they start with the same alphabet. He is so cool and smart.

Homer: Bart give me a beer.
Bart: What the family.

by Al June 30, 2005

huss

A favor, break, etc.
Used by Marines during the Viet Nam war.

The words "do", "did", "does", etc. are never used with the word "huss". Only "Cut" is acceptable.

"C'mon Sarge, cut me a huss."

"The L.T. cut me a major huss when he let me get some R&R."

by Al March 17, 2005

Everyone is Different

1. A blatant truism, based on the fact that nobody is exactly identical to anyone else.

2. A PC saying designed to push a liberal social agenda which normalizes and accepts non-normative behaviors as part of a whole, functional, society.

1. Sally and Ralph are not the same person. This is because people are unique, ie, everybone is different.

2. Bill is a high-functioning alcoholic homosexual with neo-Nazi political views and a penchant for exposing himself in public. Ah well, everyone is different.

by Al November 14, 2003