ahmed's definitions

sharmoota

bitch in arabic

dont be a sharmoota.

by ahmed November 1, 2003

DUTCH, PHILLY, BLUNT WRAP, SWEETS, WHILE OWL ETC

cheap ass cigars used for rolling marijuana.(vanilla dutch and peach whitie<---good shit)

yo i want some flavor with my blunt tonite, go get a vanilla ducth or a peach whitie.

by ahmed September 11, 2003

electrontube5

The youngest person ever to build a Solid State Tesla Coil. World renouned for excellent circuit board design work, and generosity

"Dude, you're such an Electrontube5, you just gave me a new car for free"

by Ahmed January 16, 2005

ralfas

To make love to unplucked chickens.

Derived from the two british words "Rough", "Ass"

Ralfas has non-consensual intercourse with Samad

by Ahmed April 15, 2006

gangbustah

The ability to come back and defeat someone in any form of competition.

I came back on you like Gangbustahs!

You got Gangbusted!

Oh baby your gonna get a Gangbust!

by Ahmed November 14, 2004

Coheed and Cambria

A fascinating metal-emo combination. To those who say Claudio's vocals are girlishly high, I have two words:

Led Zeppelin.

Who among you would argue that Robert Plants amazing vocals are appropriately low for a male?

Tool kicks ass too, but open your damn minds for a second. I own all of Tool's and Coheed & Cambria's CDs. It's diversity, dipshit.

Man your own jackhammer.
Man your battle stations.

by Ahmed November 21, 2004

megahead

goofball from egypt

yo man, you down with the megahead

by AHmed March 10, 2004