adel7's definitions

TV

Time Vortex - so called because the TV sucks one's time away.

We all sat down in front of the TV and one could almost feel a breeze as time sped by.

by Adel7 January 14, 2008

schplizzle

The Yiddish way of saying hizzle.

When I went to New York City, I noticed these Amish looking dudes saying "Off the schplizzle for drizzle." Yeah, they got people in the world.

by Adel7 September 21, 2007

knizzle

The knight in chess.

Watch me dance my knizzle around your bitchop and crook till your kings old head drops.

by Adel7 January 12, 2008

clockshed

Massive time wastage.

WOW is pure clockshed.

English 2 with Mr. Putzalot was a clockshed class, we always would chat about random stuff.

by Adel7 March 28, 2009

crumbluits

Biscuits that crumble in your lap. This is according to a Wendy's ad... ya OK Wendy's chick.

I like eating crumbluits. Yes indeed!

by Adel7 January 16, 2008

webbed feet

Someone who was born in New Orleans. Called so because this person has gotten accustommed to getting wet, wading through flooded streets, and playing in the rain.

Born in the Crescent City, I soon got webbed feet and learned to love this city below sea level.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

Rush Limbaugh education

The type of education whereby all one's information about world events, politics, and religion comes from Rush Limbaugh's radio show.

Basically, an education that brings another ditto head into being. Usually causes one to be narrow-minded, ill-informed, racist, and bigoted in general.

Rush Limbaugh education:

Caller: "Hey Rush, I'm another ditto head. I've studied under you for 10 years and I feel so empowered against these phony libs."

Rush: "Hey good for you. I am indeed El Rushbo the great magnificent cheese, and I'm proud of Americans like you - real patriots willing to fight those dirty terrorists and bring freedom! Thank you, and now we have a commercial break.... Do you feel safe at home? Well, there's a new system here for fighting all kinds of intruders and it's totally 100% effective. Trust me... blah blah blah..."

by Adel7 January 16, 2008