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The future in Samurai Jesus technology with dradle seeking crosses and teh nail gun from Quake (from his hands)-When he was created his prime objective was to eliminate Samurai Moses and dominate own all games of bloody knuckles...
by Ace April 20, 2004
Get the SamuraI Jesus 2024X mug.Holy shit Tim, look at all those crazyfists. That shit is way too hardcore for me. I mean, I can handle one or two, maybe even 4 on occasion, but 36 crazyfists? Fuck that.
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Get the chillin with the pud mug.Similar to a Cincinnati Bowtie, a turkey helmet is the act of sitting on a face, with your nutsack and dang on the other party's neck. Preferably, your asshole will be atop the point of the victim's nose. In this position, your scrote resting on the neck will look like a turkey's fleshy neck.
After that fucker that disrespected me at my own party passed out, I pulled down my pants and gave that dicksucker a serious Turkey Helmet. Talk about hilarity!
by Ace September 1, 2008
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