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stretch arm strong

A great hardcore band that has its roots in both the Punk and metal.
by ace November 6, 2003
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poonclosh

>verb. the act of thrusting one's pelvis in such a way that one's testicles and penis slap against the abdomen and taint, emitting a noise, commonly performed by males.
"I love to poonclosh when I get out of the shower"
by ace November 30, 2004
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fo fo

fo fo, a .44 calibre gun
nas: "where so many souls go, because of a fo' fo' blast"
by Ace September 23, 2003
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germany or florida

A game invented by the writers of Jimmy Kimmel Live, and is often played on Loveline by Adam Carolla. What happens is a story involving bizarre human behavior is read, at which point the hosts attempt to decide if the story was from Germany or Florida, which are the capitals of all that is disturbed and evil in the world.
"Last night on loveline, they played a GOF about a guy who ate his dog. Turns out, he was from Florida. Man, there are some f***ed up people there."
by Ace December 9, 2003
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Rush

One of the greatest progressive rocks bands of all time. The lyrics are superb, and the magnificent bass, drum, and guitar playing hold the music together, completed with Geddy Lee's unique vocal style.
Listening to Rush is a reminder of how great my taste in music is.
by Ace March 21, 2003
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Lawn job

I don't need a lawn mover to give me lady a lawn job.
by ace September 16, 2003
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Turkey Helmet

Similar to a Cincinnati Bowtie, a turkey helmet is the act of sitting on a face, with your nutsack and dang on the other party's neck. Preferably, your asshole will be atop the point of the victim's nose. In this position, your scrote resting on the neck will look like a turkey's fleshy neck.
After that fucker that disrespected me at my own party passed out, I pulled down my pants and gave that dicksucker a serious Turkey Helmet. Talk about hilarity!
by Ace September 1, 2008
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