it's

A word that signifies the beginning of an episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus.

"It's..."
"Monty Python's Flying Circus!" (cue Sousa's Liberty Bell March)

by aaronak April 13, 2006

the ugly one

1- The One who is ugly.

2- A member of the Teen Girl Squad, a cartoon drawn by Strong Bad.

1- That duckling is the ugly one.

2- Cheerleader! So-and-so! What's-her-face! The Ugly One!!!!

by aaronak November 05, 2004

bear

A Godless killing machine.

Stephen Colbert: And the number one threat to America is... bears.

by aaronak April 12, 2006

LYABO

Laughing
Your
Ass
Back
On

This acronym is a retort to the popular (yet stupid) online phrase, lmao. It exposes the obvious stupidity of the concept of laughing one's own ass off.

hoeusmasrte>> I kik him in nuts!
goodkitee10>> LMAO
Joseph>> LYABO

by aaronak August 19, 2004

incoherent

(adj) not understandable, meaningless, nonsense

The following passage is incoherent.

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d0n't sl323-0 int4w teh s|_|bw4iebiznatchlooolooooow00000000t

by aaronak November 04, 2004

she dog

A bitch. Used primarily when trying to sound like a pirate.

Aargh, ye scurvy she dog! Why don't ye show ol' Captain Jack yer booty?

by aaronak May 02, 2006

attention deficit disorder

Acronym form: ADD.
A much-debated psychological disorder characterized by a constant need to switch activities and/or hyperactivity.

Contrary to popular belief, ADD is a real disorder, and there are people who actually benefit from ritalin. Unfortunately, a lot of normal people with short attention spans claim to have ADD in order to attract sympathy. A good way to differentiate someone with ADD: people with ADD can't sit still for long even when they're doing something they like, they constantly fidget with their hands (I mean CONSTANTLY), and they don't go around telling everyone they meet that they have ADD.

Person with short attention span: "Hey, show me some respect! I have ADD, you know!"

Person with ADD: "Sorry, I'm getting kind of bored already. I guess I just have a short attention span."

by aaronak October 29, 2004