aaron's definitions

groundation

A lifetime sentence to one's own bedroom.

My kids is at home, they on groundation.

by Aaron December 8, 2003

Conzored

Combanation Of conquered an Pizowned

Fumetsu Neko Conzored j00'r n00b ass with da shotty. what now beaches. suck my azn ass!!!!!!!!!111111

by Aaron March 17, 2005

Las Vegas

A lot of you people need to stop hating on Vegas! Some of you are basing your definitions on tired stereotypes and don't realize that LV is more then drive through weddings and cheap motels and hookers!

We have very affluent suburbs, many beautifully designed Hotels, and thanks to all the tourists a booming economy! We also have excellent dinning, mostly good weather, and shopping that rival that of New York and LA.

And to address the issues of prostitution and gambling, prostitution is illegal in LV and if you have a gambling addiction... don't gamble genius, simple as that!

Yes, it is true we have problems here but so do all large cities. Also on a side note our murder rates are lower then a lot of cities and our city’s "ghettos" are much safer too.

Look, I know it's not perfect but what city is?

by Aaron December 18, 2004

TLF

Abbreviation for Tender Lovin' Fuck.

Clare Danes is most definitely a TLF, not an HF, as she is wholesome, sweet, and seemingly intelligent.

by Aaron January 26, 2004

hatefuck

To have sex, especially in a rough manner, with someone who one finds physically attractive but personally loathsome. Sometimes abbreviated HF in polite company. Antonym: Tender Lovin' Fuck (TLF).

"Man, I would like to hatefuck Ann Coulter," said Jeff, a staunch liberal.

by Aaron January 26, 2004

bj

abbrev. for when a guy puts another guys penis in his mouth and shoves it into his throat.

Man, you gave me the best bj ever.

by aaron May 13, 2005

lolly gag

To waste time, mostly by doing insignificant tasks for self ammusement. Also could be thought of as a slang for masterbation.

Jon lolly gag's before work.

by aaron May 31, 2006