shrimper

When it has just rained and you walk with tenis shoes and rolled up jeans through a wet soggy field. You have to roll your jeans up to keep from getting them wet.
Hey, she's dressed like a shrimper!
by Ashley January 02, 2005
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we need to talk

The begining to the portal of oblivion in which the male will be forced into a comma like state due to prior knowledge of the "talk" portal. Commonly the male is subject to female complaining, bitching, whining, sometimes tears. If this happens the male tends to become either aggressive or resembles a deer in headlights. There is no real end to this portal and the male never quite know's the length in which he will be in it, but while inside he knows it's sheer hell. This is commonly the opening line to a demise of a relationship.
A. I've been thinking, and we need to talk...
B. (mind): Aw SHIT! (words): Okay honey
by Ashley December 23, 2003
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bald

Her pussy is bald and smooth.
by Ashley January 06, 2004
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shmuggle

1. A small furry creature that is drawn as different action figures
2. variation of the word "muggle" used in Harry Potter.
1. "did you see the new E.T shmuggle?"
"no, but I saw the president bush limited edition one!"
"ohh! kickass! I think I'll buy that one on my way home"
by ashley May 12, 2005
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Morgasm

The wanting of more orgasms
s'mores. (wanting more smores)
by Ashley August 29, 2003
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toss the salad

to mix vegetables into a dish with letuce
momma is tossing the salad for our b-b-q
by ashley May 05, 2003
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tunaberry

The most rugged little sausage dog of Upcountry.
No mess wit da tunaberry
by Ashley March 30, 2005
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